Diavolo Is Kind Of A Shit Ruler If Actually You Think Of It From The Demon Populations Perspective, Just

The fact that in Obey Me the food always has some sort of "demonic twist" to the name (Hellfire Mushrooms, ext ext) but Pickles are just normal ass pickles is so funny to like,

either pickles originated in the Devildom OR some bastard brought them over from the human world and they just spread like an infection

it's so funny to me cause half of the fandom is so dead set on this man like- making a human/angel meat farm or some shit and he's just out here losing the fight against his daddy issues

We don't need bail money, we all know the second we get caught we're going in Barbatos' little bitch ass torture chamber </3

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

So many feelings about this

“Young Master.”

“Barbatos…”

“Care to tell me what might be troubling you? I can already guess what this is regarding, but even so.”

“I want to go check on Lucifer. To see how his condition is progressing, and if he’s all right…”

“Well then, why don’t you?”

“Because I don’t have the right…”

“Interesting. I wasn’t aware that you needed a right to go visit a friend who’s ill.”

“Ughhh, if only I’d told Lucifer everything sooner!”

“Indeed, yes…”

“I mean, I never imagined that Lucifer would end up losing his memory…!”

“It was most shocking, yes.”

“It’s all my fault… I made things even worse than they already were…”

“Yes, very true.”

“You know, you’re being awfully cold, Barbatos. Couldn’t you at least try to be on my side somewhat?”

“Once Lucifer regains his memory, perhaps you should tell him what you just told me?”

— Barbatos and Diavolo (Chapter 37-16 H)

h-how do you guys think Moondrop “punishes” the kids at the daycare when the pizzaplex is like...open

 Does he like actually beat them like all the memes suggest?? “Pov: I’m beating you to death sleep” style? or something else like a... timeout?? (see unused voiceline) but that seems uhh- counterproductive?? cause he wants them to go night-night so... the real problem is with the parents- would they let a possibly sadistic moon robot beat their kids?? I mean they signed the contract so they know what they got themself into?? Idk am I the only one thinking about this????

male character big butt

Bowser in fics where he got a redemption arc be like:

Bowser: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person. The Squad: Bowser: No you’re not, Bowser! We still love you, Bowser!

i'm a whole 26 hours late but happy new year! 🎆