Pride Is Nothing Compared To The Ernest Desire To Be A Cop

WHICH FUCKING CHAT??? SCREENSHOTS. I DEMAND IT.

Luke: Mmmh Barbatos?

Barbatos: Yes, Luke?

Luke: *shy* Have you ever been called cute?

Barbatos: *smiling in a macabre way* Yes.

Luke: Oh! And what did you tell them afterwards?

Barbatos: Let's just say that no one who has spoken those words to me lives to tell it. *leaves the room*

Luke: *gulping* I guess no one is crazy enough to call Barbatos Cute.

Later that day

Mc: *entering the room* Where is my cute butler?

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Cute, beautifull, lovely and the most precious demon in de word.

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Aren't you my most cute, cutie baby?

Barbatos: I am, indeed *smiling*.

Mc: Awwww *hugging the demon*.

Barbatos: *embracing them even tighter*.

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Based on a chat of Obey me shall we date ☺️.

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No amount of super could star the whole in my heart

The glamrock Freddy enjoyers are Not Winning Today !!!

I judge Luke cause he apperantly plans his outfits based on the hats he wear but I base all my outfits around the pants I wear so honestly I'm just a massive hypocrite

belphie fanart because I have zero self ctrl

look into his yes and tell me you love him like I do (yes those are Z's)

trans ppl are NOT real neither are gay people or men .

A father broke into the Furry Sanctuary cause his son is at that age where he's asking questions

Why

WHY IS BARBATOS SITTING LIKE THAT

HE'S SO CUTE PLEASE

Diavolo's plan seems hugely dependant on all three races as a whole being individually under one definitive ruler, (Michael, The Demon King) with this being undoubtedly and obviously false for humans I really just have to wonder if he even truly understands that fact.

He knows compared to demons and angels there are a small amount of humans, but does he account for how widespread and disconnected from each other we are?

I fell sick and I wanna die