I Fell Sick And I Wanna Die

No amount of super could star the whole in my heart

The glamrock Freddy enjoyers are Not Winning Today !!!

The actual audacity Mc and Barbatos would have to have to be openly dating is unimaginable yet completely attainable

They don't even have to try that hard-

Please, never let this meme die

Just to state the obvious, we're seeing a theme of people masqueradeing as Barbatos

Or atleast trying to lol

i drawed the guy

"really should've read the fine print my friend"

Now that the confirmed parental relationship is confirmed with Barbatos and Diavolo I am once again back with my demands. I expected a whole lot more cute stupid domestic fluff fanfic with them and I will take nothing less, you can write your filthy demon porn all you want I don't care but I swear on the demon kings name if I don't see atleast 5 non ship fanfics with them I WILL CRY and it will be YOUR FAULT

Look at him. He got lost on his way to visit his new friend Mc. How can you not want to write a fanfic about a cool time lord butler taking care of his dumbass??? Did you not look at the picture???

ok so I’m not a fanfic writer //anymore// so I’ll just put this idea out there

You know how alot of people REALLY love Sun but hate Moon for whatever reason?

so imagine a Sun/Moon x Nb Reader fluff/ hurt comfort fanfic in which;

 the reader just loves, and I mean ABSOLUTELY ADORES Sun, they’re really close and talk about anything, EVERYTHING, so- a really good relationship //friendship or otherwise// a lot of hugging, cuddling, Sun following the reader around, all the good shit.

 Moon, seeing this, rationalizes that; because the reader loves Sun so much they MUST love them too, right?  -Even though they’ve never ACTUALLY met-  and Moon, being socially inept decides to try and interact with the reader, but comes off as too hostile, hurting/ and or scaring them, badly, this happens two separate times, both resulting in the reader sprinting out of the daycare, the third time it happens reader tho instead of just running away, the reader blows up at Moon, //probably cursing them out// and says how much they don’t want/like Moon, and how the reader wishes that they’d just leave them alone, and talking about how creepy they look, before storming off, ending with something along the lines of being done with BOTH Sun and Moon. //reader doesn't want to be around Sun in fear that the lights randomly go out and they have to deal with Moon OR they see Sun and moon as basically the same person//

Now this obviously devastates Moon, “why don’t they love me too? what did I do wrong? why is everyone so scared of me? why do so many people hate me but not Sun?”

Moon stops doing their actual job at night instead opting to follow the reader around, leaving any animatronic that might of got itself broken somehow alone. they’re too scared to try and talk to them cause they don’t want to get yelled at again or scare them. //fears confrontation with staff cause past or ongoing abuse???//

Sun tries their best to talk to their friend again to no luck, they never come around the daycare as much/at all so Sun is essentially completely alone again all night because he isn’t actually allowed to leave. He //probably// blames Moon for the whole situation.

I basically have the whole story planned out uh- but I’m lazy so do with this idea what you will. <3

Also yes I know I made Moon WAY softer in this but I didn’t think of this in terms of a nsfw- andalsoi’mamoonapologist

//plz message me if you write it or want to hear more of what I personally planned </3//

Barbatos watching Diavolo commit his 27th war crime this week pretending not to care

I liked Barbeel bc it sounded like Barbell (like a weight), sorry that was that was my b :')

"sorry that was my b" Did you come up with the ship name pal 🤨

But- Barbeel IS cute and it DOES sound like barbell I noticed that aswell while making the post but its awkward to say innit? It doesn't sound like a name (When I say it my tongue just ends up saying barbell anyways,,)

Ship names were originally supposed to be the name of a fanchild... , like Barbatos and Beelzebub would have a child and the kids name would be their ship name, atleast that's how it works in the old days =w=!!

The names are supposed to sound like real names atleast vaguely or be cute enough for it to not matter.. Example A, Barzlebub. Which is both cute AND sounds like a name, like I could easily imagine some demon kid that looks like a mashup of Barb and Beel with that name :3, while by contrast Barbeel is lazy and sounds like something you'd name a fish species-

Luke is in a constant state of fear and honestly I agree with him, fuck these demons.