Now That The Confirmed Parental Relationship Is Confirmed With Barbatos And Diavolo I Am Once Again Back

Diavolo's new sprite looking good

“But to hear that little demon say something like that to me, while hoping to hold me captive… it was just so adorable, you see.”

Pov: You are brought to the Devildom

It's their first time going to prison in the human world ✨

Refs below! Taken directly from the movie trailer Barbie :) The instance I saw the scene, I knew it had to be them lmao

(I know the suits are not their human world ones', just thought they would fit their photographs better! :D)

Obey me ship names suck ass actually. BARBSIM?? That's stupid as hell It's obviously Simatos. Hell I'd even take Barmeon. But barbsim? Repulsive.

Rant under the cut 😭

WHY DOES OBEY ME FANDOM NOT FOLLOW THE REGULAR FANDOM SHIP NAMING CONVENTION???

BARBEEL???

BAR

BEEL

?

ITS BARZLBUB OR BEELOTOS. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THOSE AREN'T CUTER THAN BARBEEL.

((I actually really like barzlbub wait omg))

Like, Barbeel isn't even the worse case of this.. Dialuci is the og shit factory, why are we slapping the first few letters of their names together?

It's always been [start of first name] x [end of last name] ,, [top] x [bottom]. This is the way God intended why are we like this, am I old? Is this how ship names work now and I've lived too long and seen the world change for the worse? Are we cooked?

I know the fandom won't bend itself to meet my arbitrary want but ,, why is it like this? ... Diasim...😭

Only exception is Solodeus. Fucking perfection, no notes, live laugh love.

They died before they could finish the post 😔😭

demons with tails >

Okokok you are on my examination table and I'm a mad scientist poking and proding you with different unspecified drugs and maybe my own blood to see how you react. wyd?

I fucking love the concept of trans!Lucifer aswell, idk what it is but it just feels right>>

Not even just for the Satan birth thing like- Lucifer had the pure unshakable swagger of a trans man and honestly that's one of the only thing I like about him, it'll always be cannon in my eyes

Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.

When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.

Diavolo pays millions in child support.

Alex: I'm having a good day

Gwash: what did you do?

Alex: I'm not allowed to have a good day?

John: he stole Jefferson's Mac and cheese and now he's crying

Gwash:

Alex: heheheh....yaaaa

thinking about how angels and demons treat their kids compared to humans, like-

was the demon kings neglect really extreme enough to be some form of abuse in actual demon society? Why is Luke expected to cook for Simeon and Solomon? Why is Luke treated so- weirdly??

For Diavolo, I think he was overselling his tragic childhood a bit- I'm your average Diavolo hater but I seriously do think he was just severely under socialized and if he was around other children and their parents he would realize that hey, my dad definitely has something against me but he's a pretty basic demon parent™️ (also he would resent his own species less frfr)

I say this because of the casual(?) way he treated that death trap his father called teaching in nightbringer, I like to imagine that he's actually grown since his comically lonely childhood and is able to rationalize it properly.

Anyways this post is actually mostly about Luke

so, I feel like Luke wouldn't understand what to do if you held your hand out to him, like I imagine angels don't really chaperone their youngest that directly,

(considering how much they put the little lad to work and how in nightbringer Luke took over the cooking entirely??? Like- immediately?)

so Luke wouldn't understand the very human desire to protect their stupid offspring in small ways,

human children are barely alive and will fully walk into the street if unsupervised, angel children will not.

If you were out in public with Luke and you're leaving a store and you do that silent stretching out your hand for them to take that parents do he would just stare at you like "why's your hand in my face 🤨" it would probably be real awkward

(Sorry for rambling I didn't sleep will probably delete this and rewrite it better tomorrow?)