They Died Before They Could Finish The Post 😔😭

We don't need bail money, we all know the second we get caught we're going in Barbatos' little bitch ass torture chamber </3

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN

Lesson 15-A

Basically Barbatos tells his version of events, how he became the Diavolo's Buttler

I knew he was young when they meet but I didn't think he was THAT young.. he was a child... That's really adorable 🥺🥺

Don't get me wrong, I know what Diavolo did was Bad but when Barbatos was basically the only person who gave him a little of His company when he was so Lonely as a child, I get It... I personally don't agree with the theories that say that Barbatos Is resentful about this whole arrangement, really, much less when I read this lesson...

these two are basically family, I love them so much, the way Barbatos talks about Diavolo makes my heart melt

Anyways, Barbatos *probably* told Thirteen why he's so mad at Solomon, really, I want to know too.....

(Also, Thirteen's favorite cakes are chocolate and strawberry, very important fact actually 💞)

Lucifer vibes, Mc's the witch

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

Characterization is wild, I can tell you a character named their black cat Shadow and you'll be like "Oh they're basic" then I can tell you they order straight black coffee and you'll be like "OH! they're insane" and you'll be right both times

Hi

Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?

The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?

Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?

It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down

Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-

I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?

To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)

So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry

(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)

I can't believe you just called Barbatos a manwhore with your whole chest-

My controversial fandom statement for the day is that Diavolo may be kind, he may be beefy, but he is not a himbo.

Diavolo's plan seems hugely dependant on all three races as a whole being individually under one definitive ruler, (Michael, The Demon King) with this being undoubtedly and obviously false for humans I really just have to wonder if he even truly understands that fact.

He knows compared to demons and angels there are a small amount of humans, but does he account for how widespread and disconnected from each other we are?

You wouldn't believe me If I said I simped for him BEFORE Sb came out

@ fnaf fans is this the character u simp for

mine

my playlist now

Just a little playlist of songs I think echoes around their empty head. Please no hate if you disagree