Hey I Noticed That You Changed Your Clothes A Lot On The Golden Ticket Tour Day. First You Had The Black

Faxx 😁💙🍬

somebody get this bootleg underage willy wonka outta here 😭 @coffeescandyshop #notmywonka

Hands up for @thewillywonka #mywonkaaa #zebest 🎉🎊🎀

I haven't done anything since so

Hi. Your cult followers are still ganging up and attacking wonkasseur just because you 2 don‘t get along, they have already done damage with getting rid of coffeescandyshop permanently and I used to follow that person. They literally bullied them off tumblr just because their blog page didn‘t look flashy or whatever like yours. :( Like they keep tearing other people down while your just getting more and more popular. So it‘s gonna be a problem in the future because since your growing fast then more of your followers will just see and bandwagon the hate to fit in and get your attention. From what I see they attack random (lgbt) blogs that they don‘t like and other blogs if they think that you don‘t get along with them. I never seen anyone get bullied off tumblr until coffee left. You probably won't see this because of your notes but if you do please reply. I‘m really scared someone else might leave. I love you bc you seem mature and your funny and I think your probably an adult by the way you disencouraged their bullying before but I hate your followers very much; the ones that gatekeep you

Still?

Dm me.

Since Miss Hoffmann brought it up:

Do u have a driving license I genuinely want to know

A what?!

Oh! Yeah, heh, no. We do have motorized bikes and trucks here for my workers, though - they drive into town and handle whatever business needs to be handled. I do know how to somewhat operate a jet, just enough to travel back and forth between the factory and small countries. And I use the glass elevator for daily transportation. I spent so many years dedicating my life to my work and 'til today I guess I just forgot those driver's "thingies" exist. Or I never found much use in owning one myself.

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Is it true that vanilla comes from Beaver butt cheeks??

Yes, but not exactly. It's extracted from the glands, called castor sacs, of beavers' butts. Somewhere between their pelvis and tail. Disgusting, yes. Tasty, yes!

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

Cocoa here!

So... Have you ever been outside while it was raining and just stood in the rain?

Ah...no. Rain makes you sticky and sick, why would you stand in it intentionally?

We might need to discuss a few of your life choices, Cocoa Bean.

Are you religious at all?

Yes, I was raised in the Catholic church, but as I grew up some of my views changed, so I kind of distanced myself from the church. Now I just study from home.

I'm becoming a bit overwhelmed with the notifications I'm receiving. My asks are totally backed up too. They just don't stop, ha. I'm gonna take a break and check on my Oompa Loompas. Heh...'kay bye.

But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3

Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.

And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.