😂😂😂

You said your middle name is Winslow and my middle name is kinda similar it's willow 😂😂😂

And I like your bedroom and your smile and cheekbones. Your really feminine and handsome and sexy which is my type but im too young and you probably gonna be disgusted that Im 16 bye

That took a left turn quick! Haha!

But seriously, ew.

Lmfao I agree with you but I don't feel bad for coffee bc nobody forced them to leave. They should've just got on our level and talked shit back at us like you do

you're legitimately disgusting

And I can see that you're legitimately bothered and hiding.

LMFAOOOOOOO you gotta be the sassiest mf I ever seen willy 💀

Just unfollow them lmao 🤷🏻‍♀️

Like who's gonna see that as offensive they probably won't even notice like who tf looks in their "follower"-list on the regular

Aww, is somebody having a bad day? You must be the obviously offended cat that recently followed me that I was talking about. Hi, I'm Willy. Nice to meet you, anonymous scaredy cat.

Now. For your information, I never said anyone looks at their followers on a regular basis, I said I receive notifications about random blank accounts following me on a regular, einstein. Which everyone on tumblr also complain about because a lot of people are having problems with spam bots. Learn to read and comprehend. It'll help you look less dumb in the future. Have a nice day. 😊

Sure, I don't really care for names either.

I don't do much. I'm just there, I talk a lot of weird stuff, and I like cats.

Nevermind anonymous then, I'll stick with calling you Cocoa Bean. Yes, I like that much better. It's got a chocolate-y ring to it.

You have a very pretty nose

That's such an odd compliment, haha! You're weird.

Oh noooooo *gay voice*

I'm atta dentist and I'm scared

I feel for you. The dentist is still one of my biggest fears. I wish I could help you feel better, but frankly I'm all out of words of encouragement. But unless you're having a serious operation done, you should be dandy. You could always ask for numbing gel, that way you won't feel a thing.

Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~

That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.

Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be billing you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.

Don't worry if Augustus asks you about the Christkind again. You'll find all you need to know about her at this site: https://germangirlinamerica.com/what-is-the-christkind/

Oooh, how marvelous! So it's kind of like Santa Clause! A gift-bringer. I think Santa might have some heavy competition in Europe.

Speaking of which, I may have to travel to Germany during the Christmas season to see if I can find this Christkind.

I'm weak because it's like I read your reblogs or answers and you're mean but you're nice at the same time 😂

I'm not mean, and if I am mean to anyone then it's probably because they said something to me first to deserve the mean response or reaction they received. Simple. Hmph.

When veruca got attacked by the squirrels were you pretending to look for the key or could you really not find it lol? 🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

Contrary to popular belief, I seriously couldn't remember which key it was. But I warned her about those squirrels. They can be vicious little suckers and she was a bad nut! A very bad nut...yeah.