Sure, I Don't Really Care For Names Either.

Is it true that vanilla comes from Beaver butt cheeks??

Yes, but not exactly. It's extracted from the glands, called castor sacs, of beavers' butts. Somewhere between their pelvis and tail. Disgusting, yes. Tasty, yes!

Y'all DEAD wrong for clowning @wonkasseur like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well, maybe they shouldn't have responded if they have sensitive feelings because no one was talking to them. They don't even know what gender they are and they're 30 years old reblogging children's posts. Sometimes a few good jabs to the gut can be enough to shut people up. Don't act like a clown and nobody will clown you.

Lmfao I agree with you but I don't feel bad for coffee bc nobody forced them to leave. They should've just got on our level and talked shit back at us like you do

you're legitimately disgusting

And I can see that you're legitimately bothered and hiding.

I'm sorry I didn't know I was just taught that when a white man bring people over from a foreign country to his to work it's slavery 😐

You haven't a clue how slavery works, dear. First of all, you have to be a slave to be a slave and slaves they are not. They are happy, healthy, paid and dearly loved Oompa Loompas. Understood? 'Kay? 'Kay. Moving along.

This high key fire

#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩

You're so hot Willy

Day 37464738383 of me asking your age 😂😂😂

You don't give up so easily, do you? I'll give.

I'm 42.

It's slave labor cause the oompa loompas were taken out of their country and now working for you, you know that right??

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. It's only slave labor when you're taken forcefully and forced to work against your will for no wages. That goes against my code. The Oompa Loompas agreed to come work in the factory because they would be living in better conditions and would have their precious cocoa beans in trade for their work. It was a business agreement, which is the same as a verbal contract. How you could imply such a nonsensical accusation with so much confidence and very little knowledge is entirely beyond me.

Do you have a middle name?

Yes, Winslow. But before I was named Willy, I was going to be named Wilbur Winslow Wonka Jr.

I wanna taste your lips 😘 I know you're sweet like sugarcane 💕💗

Silly girl, if you would like to taste me then you could simply just eat me, I am eatable after all. Though I'm afraid that isn't a bright idea, unless you'd like to speak with the local authorities.

Lies you tell

trans women are stunning and inherently sexy actually