It’s Amazing The Entire Dashboard Is Just Old Things. Shakespeare. Arthuriana. Gargantua. The Epic

HERE THEY ARE! Tattoos that stare back 👁️👁️

This was super fun, I’ve wanted to design more tattoos since I designed my first ones for myself. So if there’s massive interest in these designs I’ll happily make more sheets. Just reblog with what you want to see next and I’ll see what’s popular <3

❗️Tattoo Passes are available on my Ko-fi if you are interested in getting one of my designs tattooed as well as sticker versions of these designs available in my Redbubble❗️

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You know what? Im actually suprised arthur lester dosnt show obvious signs of brain damage, most of the time when you pass out for more than a few seconds or bleed to the point of unconciousness, there isnt enough oxygen getting to the brain, so theres some damage. Ill suspend my disbelief long enough to believe he isnt dieing after being out for that long, but you're telling me theres no brain fog? No speech dificulty? No coordination issues? Memory problems? Give Him Brain Damage

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

officially trying out tumblr because twitter and tiktok are becoming too uncomfortable rn

(apologies for lack of tumblr experience/etiquette i am learning 💔)

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you