Top Strategy Ig😭

Best tumblr story that i know of

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

my firm and very sincere belief that the wayne family initiation orientation docket has many points, and addendums but the one on the top is:

"Don't start shit with Duke. God as his witness, he won't start shit but he WILL end it. "

and why?

because duke doesn't give even half a fuck, he can and will e v i s c e r a t e you.

Jason steals the last cookie? "no wonder your mom sold you out, you stupid bitch. not even death could bear you so you're back trying to make the rest of miserable. loser bitch. i'll crowbar your fucking face."

Tim makes a snarky, harmless joke at his expense? "Your mom probably drank that poison in Hawaii to get away from you. The constant flying about wasn't enough. She needed to get off the literal existential plane. all those times you thought you're a burden and no one loves you? you were right. fear toxin aint showing you your worst fears, its showing you the fucking truth. loser virgin. get the fuck out of my face"

so on and forth. Not even Bruce or Alfred are spared. Duke won't know proportional response if it hit him in the face. Regularly, daytime villains send batman complaint letters (!!!) about the signal, because damnit they're just robbing banks, no need to bring up their mommy issues into it??? with Duke, there is no passive there is only aggressive. You won't think it, looking into his warm brown eyes and his lovely, easy smile. but you will know it. by god, if you start shit, you will know it.

Wow my eyes are so wet today

We'll get through this!

Fandom pro tip: engage with fandom based on what you love, not what you hate. Goes for ships and characters, plot points etc.

i blame my lack of decisiveness on this post. I’d say get a room but I’m scared if they do.

there is no angel and devil on my shoulder. There is a Dabi and a Hawks and they're too busy kissing to tell me what to do.

Hello, my name is Jawad from Gaza 🍉

I hope this message finds you well. While we face challenging circumstances due to the ongoing conflict, I am reaching out to seek support for my baby daughter, Malak. Your help would mean so much to us, and there are two ways you could assist:

Donate a small amount

Feature my campaign on your blog and share it with the world

Even a small contribution can make a meaningful difference for my family.

✅ My account is verified by @gazavetters

✅ My listed number: #238

GFM:https://gofund.me/e5df1624

I’m sorry but I can’t donate directly. However, I’ll do my best to share your campaign. God bless.

GOT IT

[tumblr]

[tumblr]

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME WE COULD DO THAT?????

[tumblr] WHY DO YOU JUST HAVE THIS FEATURE LAYING AROUND

[tumblr] [tumblr] [tumblr] [tumblr] [tumblr] [tumblr] [tumblr] [tumblr]

Waiter: *(nearly in tears)* PLEASE JUST SAY STOP- ITS A SINGLE SYLLABLE

Tim’s angel on his shoulder: Thou shall not yield.

(Dont ask what the devil’s doing rn 😭)

Tim: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Tim: I will not yield.

Tumblr

I think im genderfluid wtf do i do help