Imagine an abortion company where the slogan is "we dont shoot the babies into you, we shoot the babies already there"
Tim: Bart, progress report.
Bart: *goes into a long and detailed spiel about the mission word for word how Tim wrote it looking bored the entire time*
Tim, in the middle of battle: I need the file on [insert villain name]
Bart: *recites the strengths and weaknesses off the top of his head like a pro*
Tim: Comm check. Red Robin.
Kon: Superboy.
Cassie: Wonder girl.
Bart, in autotune: Impulse.
Everyone: ...
Tim: Bart, please tell me you did not-
Bart, still in autotune: Hack the commlink and program it in autotune? ...No?
*Tim sighs heavily*
Bart: Never think you’re the smartest guy in the room.
Thad: unless you are the smartest guy in the room.
Some more Bart! I really like this style for him! Let me know though!!
Sam: *puts tinsel on Dean*
Sam: Making you a Christmas tree...
Dean: What? Why?!
Sam: Because the angel tops. *smirks and continues putting tinsel on him*
Cas: *spits out drink* WHAT?!
(literally thought about this a few minutes ago)
Dick: What are cute names to call your other half?
Tim: Sugar.
Jason: Honey.
Tim: ...Eggs.
Dick: What?
Jason, smirking: 1/2 lb butter.
Dick: Guys...
Tim: Stir.
Dick: Tim, no.
Jason: Pour into pan.
Dick: Jason, stop.
Tim: Preheat to 350.
Dick, sighing heavily: I hate you.
Tim: Love you too, preheat to 350.
Jason: Hate you too, pour into pan.
I have been plunged into a bug world. I love bug but spider bug eat stick bug, how do I stop this.
ooh check out my very spooky scary uquiz: welcome to my jigsaw saw trap (except I’m not very good at being jigsaw :/ )
Batfam on a rollar coaster:
Dick: Screaming in joy
Jason: Screaming in fear
Tim: Bored af
Damian: Pouting but secretly enjoying it
Bruce: Sitting stiff, internally screaming
Alfred: Sipping tea somehow without spilling
OH, OHH SHRAP, AND THERES A WHOLE SUBCULTURE OF ONE OF THE BATBOYS BEING NEAL CAFFREY.
Y’all get ready, Jaybart is coming to the FBI. ;) I’m never letting this go now.
Dr Reid?? And the criminal informant in the white collar division?? Scandal!!!1!!11!
Just two undercover Justice League agents infiltrating the FBI who are also in love <3
Okay I cannot be the ONLY one to see the similarities of Bart and Spencer Reid. The Eidetic memory, walking fact book, socially awkward and avoidance of spotlight. A blindspot to romantic endeavours and their petty intellectual pranks. Acute sense of Justice but also a deep, burning anger. The hair, the baggy clothes. Fuck you, they’re the same person.
Tired of people saying he's a sweetheart, Bartholemew Henry Allen the 2nd is a dickhead in his soul and THATS why we love him
I laughed so hard drawing this no way the quality is any decent
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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