The answer is yes. Yes I should.
You can’t spell Ken without Kent and you can’t spell Barbie without Bart. So, in this ted talk-
Batfam playing Among Us
Dick: Super Sus, he follows people and disappears at random, every time he's imposter he vent camps. He really likes the vents.
Jason: Kills three or more people every round but somehow no one sees him do it. Kill sprees are his favorite.
Tim: Suspicous of everything and everyone, even if he's the imposter. always has crazy assumptions that somehow are right. Only likes to do tasks if he's alone in a room. Has a kill spree rivalry with Jason. (plays with Kon, Bart and Cass most of the time tho)
Damian: Has somehow perfected winning the game by strategising his kills. Always does his evil laugh and is super pouty when Imposters target him first. Has the best behind the scene commentary, along with Babs.
Babs: Always cracking jokes and says "oop" a lot. Somehow is always the one to find the body. Lord have mercy when she's the imposter.
Steph: Very hesitant to kill when she's imposter. Unless she's mad at someone. Then she's ruthless. most likely to kill someone in front of other people on accident.
Cass: Never talks durring discussions. No one ever suspects her. She gets imposter 80% of the time. And she's scarily good at it. Her and Dami have a competition to kills in every game. Dami started it, she doesn't even try to play his game. She's just that good.
Bruce: No idea how the Hell to play. Forgets to mute himself when he's saying stuff like "Oh I'm imposter". Tasks? What tasks? He just follows whoever he thinks he can trust. Most of the time he picks the right person to tail cause they never kill him. Jason targets him first every time.
Can we all agree it’s canon that Bruce and Jason have this weird competition of T-shirts to talk shit about the other? Like... Bruce walking around one day and the paparazzi take a picture of him in a “proud father of a great kid who’s sometimes an asshole” shirt. Jason sees it and retaliates by wearing a “Wonder where I learned to swear” shirt to an informal party and they just kept going.
This is Maggie. She’s my healer and protection spirit. As a Wiccan that preforms many rituals and such, I suggest always having someone like her around. I’ve befriended her over the years for having her and found out what her life was like before she inhabited the doll. It’s very interesting talking to her. If your scared that it may be an unwelcome entity or harmful spirit, a simple ouija bored session will do. Ask them questions, but don’t annoy them. Spirits are lovely companions to have by your side, and they can help protect you from things you cannot see with your bare eyes.
Tim: Alright, I hope you all payed attention to my presentation. Bart, how can you tell that one is a compulsive liar?
Bart: Assuming that their pants aren't on fire.
Tim: Bart, this is serious.
Bart: I'm being completely serious.
Lucifer: Do you want to hear something that's going to ruin your day?
Azazel: What?
Lucifer: If we took all familial relationships seriously, Jack would be your brother and your grandson. Which makes Jack Sam's uncle and my great-grandson as well as my biological child.
Azazel: Honestly, I thought I was the creepiest villain but you're really winning that position right now.
Lucifer: Thanks
Snart: You know, that stuff will kill you one day.
Hartley, drinking an entire bottle of Wine: Exactly.
Owen, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed this up.
Bart, eating raw cookie dough and non-stop junk food: *nodding quickly*
For the next person to say "Damian is too serious of a character" or "He's too violent"... Hoe, I think the fuck not.
Damian "Adopts every animal in sight that doesn't have a home" Wayne.
Damian "Talks to his animals like he could understand what they are saying" Wayne.
Damain "and his 'you want a piece of this I'm the goddamn son of Batman' spoken out loud while he trains by himself" Wayne.
Damian "I'm gonna hug my brother when he comes back to life, call him an ass and then continue to fight by his side like nothing ever happened" Wayne.
Damian "Don't be an Ezor" Wayne.
Damian "Bacame friends with a giant mutant dog beast and calls him an associate because he sees them as equals" Wayne.
Damian "Has a fucking pet Turkey named Jerry" Wayne.
Don't you dare tell me that he isn't just a cinnamon roll full of unreleased anger and wanting to be loved.
Me. Just me.
Bart: *has a straw in his french fries cup and trying to drink from it*
Tim: What happened to him?
Kon: He learned about Star trek and has been awake for four days to watch the series and all the movies.
Tim:...
Tim: The /whole/ series??
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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