Y'all Ain't Prepared For How Many Nicknames I Have For Timbers.

*In the middle of a briefing*

Batman: Our target is a man by the name of Percy Dunn, he's the gangs runner and will be the most likely lead to the main operation.

Bart: Percy Dunn? The Lightning Thief.

Tim: That's Percy Jackson, Bart.

Im on my Jaybart shrap again 😩

Not me thinking about how everyone would react if Jay and Bart did start getting along, let alone seeing each other.

Tim wouldn’t be very surprised, just sigh very heavily. Kon would frown in disappointment and shake his head a lot. Cassie would be confused but also laughing a bit behind her hand.

Bart: What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

Bart: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

Tim: What does glue have to do with this?

Bart: I knew you’d get stuck there

The teams reaction to Bart complaining

Bart: Wally and I had a fight.

Tim: I’m sure he didn’t mean it.

_

Bart: Wally and I had a fight.

Kon: did you win?

-

Bart: Wally and I had a fight.

Cassie: next time, go for the eyes and then strike the throat-

LOL like fake father like son

Headcanon #99

Wally and Dick would love to sit down on some tall building and just watch the nightlife of whatever city they might be at, before when they were just starting in the young justice league is when Wally suggest using the zeta tubes and see the world and then they just stop exploring the cities and just watch them form up high. They would talk about just about everything and eat whatever snacks they had, or just sat in quite as the city noises filled the silence for them.

Then they were broken up they would accidentally find each other on a rooftop that called for them it would seem, the awkwardness was there and after serval accidental run-ins they just silently agree to just sit in silence since they just gravitate towards each other company. Sometimes they would share a drink and watch the lights.

After fixing their relationship starting out as friends and seeing where it goes they would joke around and begin taking jabs at each other in all fun, a night filled with laughter and shitty jokes only they got.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #29

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 3!The amazing Women have joined the chat

Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious

Have to get my nails redone after I punch this guy for making a move on my sis. Brb

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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack

rolls up sleeves I got this

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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass

@ FlyingGraysonJr Hold my earrings

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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

Girl, you know I got u.

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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious

God, being this awesome is exausting...

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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass

I'll hold the mantle while you take a break. Go do your nerd stuff

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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack

Still don't understand Twitter but learning

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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell

Why is the little demon brat so awful? What did I ever do to you?!

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Damian Wayne 🗸 @ TheBloodSon

Say it to my face, Brown.

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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell

I will when you reach eye-level, gremlin.

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Cass Sandsmark 🗸 @ StrongerThanYourMans

anotherunofficialBruceWayneadoption

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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell

Welcome to the family @ StrongerThanYourMans

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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass

Looks like we snagged another one. @ zombierebellion owes me five bucks

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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion

Damn it, Bruce! I bet on Billy next

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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

I had my money on Conner.

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Tim Drake 🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

No way. It was gonna be Duke.

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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack

Duke already family?

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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious

@ sleepwhenimdead When was the last time you slept, Timmy?

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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion

I'll get the sedatives...

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don’t mind me, i’m just thinking about hal with kind of curly hair.

Destiel Christmas

Sam: *puts tinsel on Dean*

Sam: Making you a Christmas tree...

Dean: What? Why?!

Sam: Because the angel tops. *smirks and continues putting tinsel on him*

Cas: *spits out drink* WHAT?!

(literally thought about this a few minutes ago)

If you think Tim wouldn’t use Bart’s eidetic memory to his advantage then you thought wrong

Tim: Bart, progress report.

Bart: *goes into a long and detailed spiel about the mission word for word how Tim wrote it looking bored the entire time*

Tim, in the middle of battle: I need the file on [insert villain name]

Bart: *recites the strengths and weaknesses off the top of his head like a pro*