Blue Beetle: Is Anyone Here Good At Lying?

Inaccurate FlashFam quotes #4

Bart in Reach: What if I became a superhero?

Bart: Jk jk...

Bart, also leading a revolt against the function: Unless?

It’s been 6 hours into this hellish day. I’m running out of Gatorade. Looks like I’m gonna have to resort to eating my roommate.

I wanted Bart to become Kid Mercury so bad, plz- 😭

so i think we can all agree that bart should not become the flash, but should take on mercury's mantle, right? right.

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

New headcanon that Jason and Bart flirt with each other over coms like how Derek and Garcia from criminal minds talk over the phone.

Bart: You’ve reached the line of ‘saving your souls’. How can I help you today.

Jason: Hey, Angel, need you to track (random specific stuff) for me.

Bart: Do I get a reward if I do, hot stuff?

Better yet would be the absolute mortification of everyone else on the line and they would find it so funny.

Jason: You’re on speaker so behave.

Bart: or what? You’ll spank me?

Tim, bashing his forehead into the batdesk:

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Jason, looking Bart up and down: ‘Afternoon, gorgeous.

Bart: I have pretty eyes or beautiful thighs, only pick one to stare at at a time.

Dick: … I- I’ll just leave you two be.

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Jason: Imp, angel, tell me something I wanna hear.

Bart: you’re a statuesque God chiselled of beefy marble.

Jason: … something I don’t know.

Damian, slowly unsheathing his katana and plotting murder: Tell us about the case, you abomination.

Is it just me?

Does anyone else answer 'unknwon number' calls, just in case it's Nick Fury.

bart time bart time

inaccurate Batfam quotes #28

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 2

Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial

@ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend Doesn't she look beautiful in her dress for tonights Gala? IMG.29ghv260na.JPG

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Selina Kyle @ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend

@BrucieWayneOfficial Oh, you.

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

Hey, join me on insta live later to see if we can convince Dami to put on a panguin onsie! LOL So cute

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

@FlyingGraysonJr Grayson, what are you talking about. I will NOT be putting on that abomination.

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

20k retweets and I shoot @ sleepwhenimdead with a tranq dart

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

@ sleepwhenimdead The people have spoken. OKAY TIMMY, TIME FOR BEDDY-BYE

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

@ zombierebellion HOW COULD YOU ALL, I THOUGHT YOU CARED

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

I woke from being tranqued and it's been 53 hours...

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

At least you slept.

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

Despite being the most heinous article of clothing I have ever seen, the material is quite comfortable. But I'm never wearing it again.

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

@ TheBloodSon But you looked so cute as a panguin! IMG.92htmil83.JPG

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon looks normal like that. Minus the sour face.

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon @ zombierebellion he looks so precious even though he's going to kill us all..

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YET ANOTHER ADD ON!!!

Jason terrifying Dick with his reckless driving skills and general disposition to possibly crashing and burning

Bart piloting the Batjet (it wasn’t fast enough for him) just cause Tim said he could.

Also, special mention to the time Bart stole a car and drove it off a cliff in his civvies with a civilian passenger.

Jason and Bart tropes #5

I will now try an convince you all of how well Bart and Jason would be as a power duo in only images

For one: the whole Pwned thing

Sarcasm in the face of danger

Tell me this doesn’t have Jason Todd vibes

Both died- 😭😭

Remember Bart vs Joker? I do

Both: have a love/hate relationship with their semi-mentors

Bart: I’m the little spoon!

Jason, wrapping an arm around him: I’m the knife.