Jason terrifying Dick with his reckless driving skills and general disposition to possibly crashing and burning
Bart piloting the Batjet (it wasn’t fast enough for him) just cause Tim said he could.
Also, special mention to the time Bart stole a car and drove it off a cliff in his civvies with a civilian passenger.
I will now try an convince you all of how well Bart and Jason would be as a power duo in only images
For one: the whole Pwned thing
Sarcasm in the face of danger
Tell me this doesn’t have Jason Todd vibes
Both died- 😭😭
Remember Bart vs Joker? I do
Both: have a love/hate relationship with their semi-mentors
hi, sorry. That’s my bad. Actually, not sorry. But still.
Why there is JayBart everywhere
somewhere deep in my soul I could get on board with it
and yet…
how did that even get started
who was like “oh my god how did this even start”
“how is this a thing”
“why do i keep seeing it”
“i ship it”
LIsten
Bruce - How’s everyone doing?
Dick - *staring out the window* Man this stick guy is doing some serious parkour
Steph - Yellow car! *thwaks Jason*
Jason - AW FUCK!
Damian - Are you two really that immature that you just can’t sit still for a period of time and–
Cass - Damian look!
Damian - Cass what coul– Oh my god it’s a farm!
Tim - I spy with my little eye something beginning with c
Duke - Coffee cup on the floor
Tim - Damn you’re good
Bart, muffled - Are we there yet
Bruce - Who was that!
Bart - ……….your conscience
Bruce - Bartholomew Henry Allen is that you!
Bart - …………no………can someone pass me a twix I’m starving
THE BESTEST BOY
boy be upon ye
H e c k . R i c h a r d s t a n d s f o r s o m e t h i n g e l s e ... nextisyourvirginity ...
Gavin: Are you stealing from me again?
Nines: No….
Gavin: First my heart.
Nines: …
Gavin: Then my hoodies.
Nines: …
Gavin: What next? My surname?
Slytherin and Gryffindor are rival street gangs, Gryffindor being wild having parties in abandoned places and break dance battles in clubs, their leader being the 'golden trio'; Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Slytherin the more respectable, mafia type gang with class and elegance, but perhaps not angelic. Draco Malfoy, the leader of the gang, is not someone you want to cross.
Axel Walker with his prosthetic arm and Bart Allen with his prosthetic leg pointing at each other like “YOOOOOOOO”
The batfamily as romantic types...
Dick: The hopeless romantic and flirt, shameless, makes it known who he likes.
Jason: The confused about emotions but still making an effort; getting flowers that he probably just snatched from a feild, buying chocolates and gets embarassed about any positive feedback.
Tim: Border on stalking until he finds out what they like to use that as a tactical advantage, as well as over-analyzies every scenario.
Damian: Very foreward and very formal with everything, probably escort them to his Dads private yacht for a dinner date under candles and stars, being very serious the entire time.
Bruce: Emotionally constipated but sincere.
Barbra: Drops hints, but a lot of them. At once. Sometimes scares people but no one can turn her down, it's Barbra. Does not take no for an answer.
Cassandra: Very shy around them and makes casual comments; "You look nice today." etc.
Duke: Charming and patient, always there for his romantic interest as a friend first and lover second.
Supporter ✨
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.
THIS
I've been thinking a lot about Jaybart lately, even wrote half of two one-shots that I might post soon, since I'm bored, and have nothing to do, here are some hcs of them that I have and intend to work on some future fanfics:
Sometimes, while the other is sleeping, they lie awake counting the other's breathing just to make sure they are alive. Neither of them knows about it. Bart does this more often, but Jason spends more time awake counting his breaths.
Jason cooks and Bart cleans. Bart can't cook to save his life, but he makes decent coffee.
Bart has freckles all over his body and Jason often compares them to stars, when they are alone he tries to kiss each of his freckles.
Bart's love language is physical touch and words of affirmation, so Jason has always one arm around his shoulders or waist, sometimes he lays his head on Bart's shoulder and when no one is looking he leaves a kiss on his neck or whispers in his ear 'I love you'
Jason's love language is quality time and acts of service. Bart always tries to find a way to go to Jason's apartment and spend some time with him, they talk, watch movies and sometimes just enjoy each other's company. 'I love you' for Jason is not in words, but it is in the little things. In the coffees that Bart makes for him, in the early hours of waking up together, in the silence while Jason cooks and Bart helps him chopping the vegetables.
Bart made (read: forced) Jason to watch all the Star Wars films
Whenever the two watch a film/series, Bart develops a crush on one of the actors and talks about it for weeks and Jason just agrees that most of them are actually hot
Most people don't know that they date. Bart always says he has a boyfriend, but never says his name instead he describes his boyfriend as 'a literature student who loves cooking and Jane Austen and Virginia Woolf books' and he always has fun seeing people's reactions when Jason appears and kisses him.
Roy can't stand being in the same room as them, he always says that they look at each other with puppy eyes or like they're ready to fuck right there
Sometimes Bart wears skirts and dresses, Jason thinks he looks really beautiful wearing it.
Tim was the first to know they were together, he accidentally walked into the kitchen and saw them kissing (his reaction was similar to Ross's in friends but with less screams)
On their first Valentine's Day together, the two forgot it was Valentine's Day and spent the day watching horror movies and eating pizza.
Bart always listens to Tim and Jason's complaints about each other and finds it funny how the two always end up saying "How is he your best friend/boyfriend?”
Bart always pulls Jason's blanket over while sleeps.
Tim constantly walks over while they are almost having sex, most of the time he screams 'my eyes!' and Jason finds something to throw at him.
They are not a clingy couple, no pet names, no matching accessories, not so many pda, except for a few kisses, and a hand on the other's shoulder or waist, and they barely talk about the relationship with others, the reasons many people don't know they are dating is precisely this. They are very private, and none of them are afraid to provoke, disagree or upset the other.
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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