hi, sorry. That’s my bad. Actually, not sorry. But still.
Why there is JayBart everywhere
somewhere deep in my soul I could get on board with it
and yet…
how did that even get started
who was like “oh my god how did this even start”
“how is this a thing”
“why do i keep seeing it”
“i ship it”
reblog to give a trans person soup
Bart: *has a straw in his french fries cup and trying to drink from it*
Tim: What happened to him?
Kon: He learned about Star trek and has been awake for four days to watch the series and all the movies.
Tim:...
Tim: The /whole/ series??
okay i really hate having to do this but i don't really have any other option. basically my home life is shit and i'm making the executive decision to bounce. i'm 21, so legally, my parents can't do anything, my friend is taking me in for a bit, but i can't stay there forever. i'm also on medication and i need to pay for my own phone bill, healthcare, etc., so i'm asking for donations. i write fanfics so if you want to commission me, that would also work. here's my AO3 for examples of my writing. i'm terrified, but i need to do this for my own wellbeing. here's some links:
my venmo | my cashapp | my paypal
thank you so much for reading.
God damnit, if this isn’t me I don’t know what is
John: i put Rosie to bed about hour ago, why are you still drinking imaginary tea?
Sherlock: we switched to imag-*UK*-imaginary whiskey.
Jim*grinning*: only it’s not imaginary.
John:…
IM SORRY I SAID BART LOOKED LIKE THE BUFF FAIRY FROM FAIRLY ODD PARENTS. I FORGET OTHER PEOPLE READ TAGS I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY I PROMISE LMAO
YO, I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS AND I READ ALL THE TAGS FROM OTHER POSTS + REPOSTS THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVES SKAKKAKSJAKKSKSJK PLZZ WHEN I READ THAT I LAUGHT FOR A SOLID TWO MINUTES
NO BETA, WE DIE LIKE ROBINS
Please stop Bart from thinking he doesn’t have to be mad at Barry just because he’s the flash. Endorse the kid sucker punching him for being rude. He does it to Wally, why not his grandpa too?
oh don’t mind me i’m just thinking about how young justice (2011) could’ve been as good as teen titans (2005) if the creators used the og young justice team from the 98 comics instead of making it dick grayson and friends 2.0
I think of Bernard dealing with his boyfriend revealing being RED ROBIN and what the interaction with superboy and impulse would be like.
Bernard: I can't believe my boyfriend date SUPERBOY like in "THE SUPERBOY"
Kon: Oh no, we didnt date or something like that, we are just friends. *Insert shy smile of Adonis in leather jacket and sunglasses*
Bernard:Ouh... WHA... HE DIDN'T DATE YOU?! WHY?! HOW YOU MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO DATE THE BOY OF STEEL TIMOTHY!?!?!?
Tim: We were friends and are in the same team, it would have been weird. I wasn't out and I didn't have much interest in dating someone. And I'm with you now so it doesn't ma-
Bernard: If we break up, will you date him?
Tim:...?
Kon who doesn't get Tim's boyfriend's thoughts: You don't have to worry about me I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend , I would not date my friends, much less our leader.
Bernard: Would you date us?
Tim:!!!
Kon:What-
Bart that he was there the whole time but was entertaining with the show: Can i get into the equation?
Bernad: SURE THI-
Tim and Kon thinking of the things that could happen if these two get together:NO!!! PLEASE NO!
Just thinking about how Bart’s Generation is (Probably) Gen Delta. (It’s not even named yet).
You can’t spell Ken without Kent and you can’t spell Barbie without Bart. So, in this ted talk-
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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