Oh Don’t Mind Me I’m Just Thinking About How Young Justice (2011) Could’ve Been As Good As Teen

inaccurate Batfam quotes #2

Jason: Is it worse to wear a Fedora or kill fifteen people?

Dick: ...Why is that even in question?

Jason: What if I kill fifteen people wearing a fedora?

Tim: It's a Fedoral Crime.

Damian: I'm about to kill you all if you don't stop.

He <3

bart allen i love you

Just don’t try to buy your soup at the clothes store.

I wish my parents would leave the house so I could eat soup already

If you think Tim wouldn’t use Bart’s eidetic memory to his advantage then you thought wrong

Tim: Bart, progress report.

Bart: *goes into a long and detailed spiel about the mission word for word how Tim wrote it looking bored the entire time*

Tim, in the middle of battle: I need the file on [insert villain name]

Bart: *recites the strengths and weaknesses off the top of his head like a pro*

I want her back so bad, istg

and Owen

Can we just talk about how adult Bart from the 80s comics was buffer than superman?? I feel like a lot of people gloss over this

Look at this mans

Who gave him the right to have biceps ON his biceps?

If you look closely his 6 pack have individual 6 packs on each ab

His hands are bigger than his head

And are those fucking brass knuckles made INTO his suit??

If you’re wondering if it’s possible to be a twink AND himbo at the same time, yes. This is proof

inaccurate Batfam quotes #17

Can we all agree it’s canon that Bruce and Jason have this weird competition of T-shirts to talk shit about the other? Like... Bruce walking around one day and the paparazzi take a picture of him in a “proud father of a great kid who’s sometimes an asshole” shirt. Jason sees it and retaliates by wearing a “Wonder where I learned to swear” shirt to an informal party and they just kept going.

Bart: What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

Bart: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

Tim: What does glue have to do with this?

Bart: I knew you’d get stuck there

Bart: muttering interlac curses under his breath

Everyone else: what?? What the fuck?? Huh???

I cannot explain this in words currently but Jaybart is Davekat coded, that is all