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Reference for all you Bart Lovers out there, he actually has really nice and neat handwriting and he can draw things so well that they look like photos— and this is canon— so in your fanfics, he does not have chicken scratch writing. Thank you for your time.

Okay okay, wait

Hey, sorry not sorry but I had a thought in the middle of a group therapy session- don’t question me- Can we call Gryffindor the Gryffin-dorm? Ok, I’ll go die now, goodnight.

AU where it's literally just Bart and following his stories and seeing his progression with family and friends but like- all him, only him. Please, I miss the Impulse comics so much

People forget Bart is canonically a SK8R boi so here’s your reminder 💕✨

Casting News The Flash Season 7

I am not too overjoyed with this whole Bart Allen-News. I guess it could go down great, but I have several issues with this whole thing:

1. They already did Bart’s storyline with Nora in Season 5. Are they just re-doing it? (That would be kind of lame).

2. He is supposed to be Barry’s grandson not his son, and there are reasons for that!

3. If he is his son, I hope for the sake of me continuing to watch the show without hating it that he is Nora’s brother and not the new child that replaces Nora, who will now never exist. Because that would mean that Eric Wallace did just erase a female character in order to replace her with a male one, mainly because he and the other writers and fans can’t stomage a female Hero as the Flash of the Future. And that would just be the worst, in every possible way. I mean this could lead to a Diggle-Spawn kind of thing with Nora coming back into existence at a later point and then having both there, but I am just … no, please not again. I don’t really want Barry angsting about erasing Nora from existence by … not dying - which would make no sense because if he would have died he could have never hand any kind of children at all. So just please let them not do this. So either replace Don with Bart or have litte Bro Bart if you must do this ( I don’t really think they must).

4. And there goes my theory that Nora’s Twin-Brother is the new Goodspeed. Unless they go around and change the timeline before the episode in which he turns up as Impulse, which actually could be interesting. And if this leak is actually meant as a distraction … mhm …. but still can’t see Bart in this kind of storyline (because that would be just wrong for the character).

when i was a young boy *tips fedora* m'father

You can’t spell Ken without Kent and you can’t spell Barbie without Bart. So, in this ted talk-

bart time bart time

Blue Beetle: is anyone here good at lying?

Impluse: yeah I’ve been faking stuff this entire time

Blue Beetle: like what?

Impulse, realizing he can’t tell Jaime he’s faked his entire personality because that would require a whole lot of context:...being straight

Blue Beetle:...okay so Bart can’t lie, Robin you do it