So, you converted me into Jaybart... And I was thinking about ship name. Like.. Idk, RedPulse?
Ah, welcome to the Jaybart cult, new fledgling. Glad to have you with us š
Now, as it is, ship names are such an intricate thing. Sometimes itās just two names sloshed together- like Jaybart is in itās current state- And sometimes itās more metaphorical and whimsical.
I will say, Iāve given a little bit of thought into this topic, but Iāve yet to find a suitable conclusion. Iāve thought of funny oneās to match their personalities, and Iāve thought of cute oneās to fuel the shippers plight.
So far, Iāve got: Guns nā roses, Nightbright, Wingpulse, Fleethood, Fast and furious, jackrabbit, and Jaypulse.
Iām extremely open to suggestions and invite comments and thoughts. Iām entirely too indecisive but I think it should be a collective ideal.
AS THE FOUNDER OF JAYBART I AM LITERALLY CRYING THERES FANART NOW YALL THIS IS A MILESTONE ITS SPREADING
Not Fast Enough - A JayBart Playlist
Love Is Easy by McFlyĀ | No Oneās Here To Sleep (Feat. Dan Smith) by Naughty BoyĀ |Ā Flaws by BastilleĀ |Ā Be Nice To Me by The Front Bottoms | Ā Life Is A Highway by Rascal FlattsĀ | A Better Son/Daughter by Rilo Kiley | Feeling Good by Michael BublĆ© |Ā My Silver Lining by First Aid Kit
Lalala, I didnāt do anything, lalala, Iām innocent. I did draw this though.
What if Bart created DOX?
Now, hear me out. We all know Bart is really into engineering and creating both technology and codes, thatās simply canon. He built a giant VR simulator when he was on the Teen Titans that he used primarily for training simulation scenarios. Real end of the world shit, with no exemption for gore.
So, what if that gets him a bit nostalgic to his home time, trapped in the fictional world that was all he knew for nearly 15 years (in his perception).
He begins to code. He designs his Virtual friend first and nearly cries making his 3D models because it reminds him how much he missed the lifelike program.
Thus, he practically throws himself into this project, reading every book he could find (including relevant files on the Batcomputer, but shhh). Including the use of Alien technology that he gathers from old invasions or travelling worlds where he gathered āsouvenirsā. (Pretty much anything he thought looked cool that might be useful to him).
Bart is able to create one of the most advanced artificial super intelligence, with a wide database of information heās gathered over his years on people, species, and aliens. He also managed to give DOX emotions, or at least the closest thing he could get to such.
Since he did all this in the past, when heās born in the future, and DOX becomes more and more fleshed out and life like, that program is whatās used with national security now under the clutches of his Grandpa, President Thawne. When Bart is taken as a baby and put into this VR world, DOX was already programmed to know who he is and how to raise him and what information to give already in his code, cause Bart himself from the past is the one that put it there.
The timestream continues to loop in that branch of the timeline, and Bart is inevitable.
Bart is the Speedster Ouroboros.
Bart: So have you told Dick about us?
Tim: What? No. That's like posting it on my Facebook page... if I had a Facebook page.
Tim: or had any desire to share intimate life details with people I'd avoid on the street.
Welcome to the ever growing cult, new fledgling š
JAYBART PLEASE THATS SO GOD TIER...
@crashcitycentral another convert to the light-
OKay but what if Owen was born first? What if when Digger got sent through time, he didn't go so far and he met Meloni BEFORE she and Don fell in love? What if Owen was raised by Meloni? And Don was his step dad? And when Bart was born, and Don was killed, the same lab that had Bart in the VR simulation kept Owen captive. And when Iris broke Bart out, she got both of them? And while she told Bart about his Thawne/Allen lineage, and about his Grandpa Barry, she also told Owen about his father, his real father? What if they were sent back in time together, and Owen protected his little brother? He tells Bart stories about the father he never got the chance to meet, and things about their mother Bart didn't get the chance to know. That when Max took Bart in, he went to find Digger? What if They already knew each other, and Bart was Impulse and Owen was Captain Boomerang Jr? That Bart never fought the Rogues and refused to bring any of them in because of it, and Owen may help rob banks and pull heists, but he wouldn't lay a hand on them Flashers. Those are Family. That every time he and Bart see each other, it's just a nice brother reunion and catching up.
And then Thad comes along and Owen being a big dumb himbo boy, goes ":0 Bart NEW BROTHER :D" and adopts the kid on the spot. Thad, never having a place ever or any kind of positive connection in his thousand years of life just accepting defeat, cause āmaybe this orangutang wasn't so bad, unlike my counterpartā. And Owen was like their glue that kept them from killing each other until they established an unbreakable bond. Digger adopted all of them with Max as the co-parent and now they're just a happy family.
Batman has a secret interrogation method specifically for Joker and Riddler and itās called āBartā. Itās super effective.
Happy 2018 bitches!!! (Foreign places always get the good shit)
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