All The Hints And Parallels Ahhhh

She can go from 'Cute af' to 'omg how can someone be this hot' in like under a second

Look at her pigtails! AHH I CAN'T!

I feel like the whole fandom can agree that Harry Hook would just offend a bunch of the gods. But what he's doing and saying that offends them so much is what's interesting to me-

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Harry: So you're the pretty goddess?

Aphrodite: Yes. The goddess of beauty

Harry: Cool. Uma's prettier though.

Aphrodite: :0

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Dionysus: *handing Harry a cup of wine*

Harry: Mmm, I prefer rum

Dionysus: :0

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Harry: So you just shoot lightning bolts out of your hands?

Zeus: It's more than that, but yeah I'm the god of the skies

Harry: Lame

Zeus: :O

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Poseidon: Nice to meet you, I'm the god of the seas

Harry: *laughing* Nah, the oceans belong to Uma. She's the sea goddess.

Poseidon: :0

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Harry: You know what they say, strict parents make sneaky kids

Demeter: Excuse me?

Harry: Strict parents create kids that wanna eat pomegranates is all I'm saying.

Demeter: :0

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Cut to Hades laughing hysterically because someone is finally humbling these gods.

I need this for summer

Oh to drift out to sea in a inflatable coffin

just don't wanna lose this

I wanna read it

Fanfic

Pairing: Harry Hook/Uma

Rating: Mature

On the Isle

“Those will be expensive.” The brunette teen across the conter of the make-shift apothecary shop glanced down at the small pill bottle Uma was holding in her hand.

Uma gave Ginny Gothel an unimpressed look. “I know.”

Ginny grinned. “They can get you fucked up good, though. You tryna kill someone?”

Uma snorted. “I’m not the type to try poisoning. If I wanted someone dead, they’d be dead.”

The other teenager nodded. She was well aware of Uma’s reputation- on the isle, it was impossible not to be. Especially with te core four and Malifacent gone, Uma was a power to be reckoned with.

Uma slid something across the counter. “This worth enough?”

Ginny gave a low whistle. “That much pure pixey dust? Yeah, sounds like a fair trade.”

Uma nodded, pulling the brim of her hat lower as she walked out of the store.

When she arrived back at the ship, she went straight to her cabin. Carefully, she ground one of the pills into a fine powder, mixing it with a glass of the coarse rum the crew drank.

“Harry?” she called, stepping back out of the cabin, drink in hand.

“Yes, Uma?” Harry said, appearing by her side as if by magic.

“Drink this.”

The first mate gave her an odd look, but swallowed the drink without hesitation. He always obeyed Uma without hesitation.

She walked away, not bothering to explain.

After five days on the pills, Harry stopped having episodes of manically crying and laughing

Ten days, his paranoia was at an all-time low.

A month, and he finally- finally- began to sleep at night.

The pills were expensive. But to Uma, they were worth it.

In Auradon

“They want me to take a mood stabilizer, an antidepressant, and antiphsycotics.” Harry’s voice was dripping with disdain.

Uma sighed. “Would that really be so bad?”

They were laying together on one of the beds in Uma’s room at auradon prep.

Harry gave her an indignant look. “I didn’t want ta meet with this… brain doctor in ta first place! Ye made me go.”

Uma petted a hand throug Harry’s hair, and he relaxed slightly.

“I’ve been giving you psyche meds in your food and drink for years.”

Harry stiffened. “Say wot now?”

Uma smirked, pulling harry so his head rested on her chest. “Those drinks I gave you? I used to buy the pills from Ginny Gothel. I’d crush them up and put them in your rum like you were a puppy.”

Harry made a serious of spluttering noises. “But- why would ye waste resources on that? Of all things?”

“Not a waste.” Uma pulled im closer. “Taking care of my good boy is never a waste.” She kissed his nose. “And maybe… medication isn’t the worst thing in the world.”

“If I have to take antipsychotics, you need to take the sleeping pills they prescribed. And the ones for your anxiety.”

Uma snorted a laugh. “Deal.”

She pulled him closer.

And that night, they both slept nightmare free.

Just trying not to forget about it, because i wanna read it

sneak peak - 'Thank You for the Venom', chapter 9 🎸 🗡️

Adam snorted, sliding off her desk. “No shit. I’m the best you’ll ever have, and don’t you fucking forget it. Why are you acting weird?”

“I’m not acting weird,” she said defensively, crossing her arms. “I was just trying to be nice.”

“Let’s get one thing straight,” he said, turning to stare her dead in the eye, “you’re not a nice kind of girl, Lute.”

She bristled, unsure of the point he was trying to make. It wasn’t like he was being untruthful. She wasn’t the type to be overly kind or caring for others. That wasn’t exactly uncommon knowledge.

Still, having it pointed out to her stung slightly.

Refusing to break eye contact, she rested her forearms on her desk and leaned forward, looking up at him. “No. I’m not a nice girl, Sir,” she said quietly, her tone surprisingly measured. “If that’s what you’re after, I’d suggest -”

“I don’t know what is up with you today,” he interrupted, rolling his eyes as he strode towards the door, “but snap the fuck out of it, Lute, I’m getting sick of your shit today. You coming to give the others the good news, or not?”

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It's finally coming together. Can't wait to share what happens next with you all soon <3

true

Rhea Ripley when she comes back

what? it has already been two months

nooo ahh i can't

the young royals finale was released two months ago today

me next to girls i like because i am a bisexual mess

Say something about these two!

This reminded me so much of this scene.

They aren't teenagers but still

i think they both have problems and try their best

These tweets basically some up how I feel

My twin brother and me

🏳️‍⚧️ Hell Together 🏳️‍⚧️

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