What? It Has Already Been Two Months

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Rhea Ripley when she comes back

@m4d-4s-th3-h4tt3r

I've found a new trope I love, and it's "identical twins except one of them is trans so they're not identical anymore". It's glorious.

-Harry Hook when he gets cute aggression towards Uma

Headcanon that Harry is very bad at waking Uma up, like when someone need Uma and visit her room there’s usually Harry there, all awake and ready to serve his Captain, would answer the visitor and he would have them wait before the door. But the problem is, Harry wakes Uma up in very seductive ways that often leads to a small make out session. It’s “Uma darling, it’s time to wake up” with a swift kisses on her neck, which wakes her up in very good mood. It makes her giggle as his kisses and touches tickle her and she start responding kisses. Then it escalates quickly, and just when Uma’s about to pull Harry into the bed, he informs “Oh, and we’ve got a guest here, Captain” and she’s like “BITCH why didn’t you start with it? FUCK YOU”

gossiping old ladies

forget being afraid of being judged as a sinner or winner, I am afraid to be judged by THEM.

Me because I have no idea how to play chess

And next to me my brother, who was in a chess club, freaking out

GRAVITY FALLS (2012–2016) S01E11: Little Dipper

Store Worker, over the intercom: “Will Uma please come to the front desk?”

Uma, arriving at the desk: “Is there a problem?”

Store Worker: *points to Harry and Gil*

Store Worker: “I believe this belong to you?”

Harry and Gil, simultaneously: “We got lost.”

Uma: “I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-”

I want that ball

Don't ask why

Just give me one

Human-sized hamster ball!

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My latest cartoon for @GuardianBooks.

Someone wanna buy me yarn?