Emily : This party kinda suck, lets go
JJ : ...Emily. This is your own funeral.
Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.
Reid : Unfortunately, I do always have something smart to say.
Nobody :
Reid, anytime, anyday : I'm uncomfortable with emotions.
Absolutely no one :
Reid : I'm sleep deprived.
Not even a fly :
Reid : I have no idea what to do.
Not. A single. Soul :
Still Reid : Alright, I'm gonna go cry.
Emily : What are you, five ?
Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Emily :
Morgan :
Emily :
Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ
Hotch : I have an issue
The entire team, being the issue : Oh no, what's going on ?
Garcia : I'm not delusional, I'm simply manifesting my own reality
Emily : I'm so upset.
Morgan : Why what happened ?
Emily, raising her index menacingly towards him : Shut the fuck up, fuck you.
Morgan : Okay girl, you stay upset, actually I hope your day gets worse !
Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice
JJ : Why is Morgan hiding in my office ?
Reid : He broke his spaghetti before putting them in the water.
JJ : ..And ?
Reid : He did it in front of Rossi.
Rossi, bursting into JJ's office : COME HERE STRONZETTO-
Morgan : screams sharply and terrified
Emily : I have an excellent memory ! Name one time I forgot something.
Morgan : You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.
Emily : I did that on purpose, try again.
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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