This is my personal blog where I post about my hyper fixations and stuff. :p My pronouns are she/her I'm 19 (1/20/06) I'm bilingual Spanish/English Xavier is my bbg(≧▽≦) My insta: https://www.instagram.com/cristal._.m3th?igsh=MWtwZDdmZWM1eG0wYw== My Twitter: https://x.com/cristal_m3th?t=D2ISDkNbKDzAZxcpTA-JYg&s=09 My YouTube channel: https://youtube.com/@cristal5375?si=xPJkcBnwsIjnxb0f
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FRANK IERO!! SPILL THE BEANS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
HEY SO UM WHAT THE FUCK
HOLY SHIT!!!
PAPER KINGDOM REAL?!! WAS MY PREDICTION RIGHT?!??!
I'M GOING TO LOSE IT IF THIS IS APAPER KINGDOM ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I LITERALLY DESIGNED A FAN COVER LAST MONTH IN MY GRAPHIC DESIGN CLASS!!!!
But then again, this could also be a teaser for some sort of danger days anniversary project. (Since the anniversary is in November.) Orrrr, if I want to be delusional and wishful, then it could be confirmation that my album prediction from 2022 was right!!(≧▽≦)
My album prediction: I think MCR5 is going to be an album full of studio versions of the unreleased songs. (ex:bury me in black, sister to sleep.) Or MCR5 is an official release of paper kingdom. Both of these predictions are (VERY) wishful thinking. But, five of my reunion tour predictions were right, so who knows.(• ▽ •;)
My reunion tour predictions were:
1) Gerard Way wears a pumpkin costume
2) Gerard Way wears a ghost costume
3) Gerard Way wears a vampire costume
(A lot of these were costume predictions)
4) MCR plays bury me in black live (This one was a shot in the dark but. They did!)
5) MCR plays sister to sleep live (This was another shot in the dark but it had me freaking out when I saw the videos on mcrtwt.)
6) Drowning lessons live (never happened because of the curse obvi)
7) Tour documentary (I came up with this one after I noticed that a specific set of the LA shows were album setlists. So my thought process was: record album setlists -> use footage for tour documentary.) This one is probably more(?) realistic since I don't think MCR5 is going to be announced anytime soon. I mean, foundations of decay literally came out on a random Thursday.
Update: SOMEONE TAKE AWAY MY PHONE PRIVILEGES BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS COULD ALSO BE A CRYPTIC MECH OR TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT!!😭 (They just did wwyfest so tour announcement couldn't be that far of a prediction.)
Uncle death meme/shit post dump! (≧0≦) I edited uncle death with the middle finger myself. (It would be sooo funny if I ended up becoming a graphic designer for gungho entertainment because of these edits.)(• ▽ •;)
Spanish meme translation:
Evil uncle death be like: I LOVE BIG TITS
THIS HORNY OLD SON OF A BITCH FUCKS LIKE A BULL WITHOUT USING PILLS! ¿Wanna know how? >CLICK HERE<
I can't believe this is what I'm using my (very amateur) graphic design skills for💀(• ▽ •;)
THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP
ALEX HIRSCH YOU DELIGHT ME MORE EVERY DAY
Here are some videos I found through the source code, I don't know if anyone else has found these yet.
https://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com/assets/small.mp4
https://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com/assets/audio.mp4
https://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com/assets/music.mp4
https://thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com/assets/static-7.mp4
When you have a Mabel brain and not a Dipper or Ford brain so you decide to make the stuff in the book while others decode it
Here’s the figure in the book, it was real fun to make! Besides the blue of the moon. I really struggled with color matching that for some reason.
If you wanna see the video of me making it then my TikTok is the same user as on here! (I cannot add the link for some reason)
The amount of smut fanfiction I read on this app would send a Victorian man into a coma.
The Tumblr algorithm is a lie. The people only want gay bill cipher.
THE PEOPLE ONLY WANT GAY BILL CIPHER!!!!
Edit: NE WAYZ I'm going to shamelessly put my "first" YouTube video here to milk the upsurge of blog activity. (The video totally has billford.)
BILL CIPHER IS GAY FOR STANFORD PINES?!😱 (REAL NOT CLICKBAIT)
BILL CIPHER IS GAY FOR STANFORD PINES?!😱 (REAL NOT CLICKBAIT)
SOOS RAMIREZ!! FIX THE WEBSITE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!
This is the most (I think) I've been able to get out of soos's phrases on the website. I wrote down the capitalized words from the sentences.
Spider-Society Ask Me Anything segment featuring the Super Sentai because that is literally what Miguel’s team is. Toei Spider-man in BTSV or I riot.
Those weird games they make actors play on talk shows to promote popular films like the Avengers movies or something. IDK, I wanted to draw the 90s kids.
Intended this to be a quick drawing to take a break, but I always overestimate my ability to draw new characters.
An eighteen year old drawing self ship art in 2024?! Cringe!! (I doodled this in my yearbook class months ago and I forgot I had this post in my drafts. :p)
swiftly entering a fully devoted Miguel era again🩶 (I never left)
more skullguys
Hes so (bro ive been obsessing this guy lately)
Hes making me feel things ...
LET IT DIE CEREAL IN MY SCHOOL?!😯💀
(I designed this in my graphic design class for a cereal box cover project.)
I already posted this on Twitter. (I AM NEVER GOING TO STOP TORMENTING THE UNCLE DEATH TWITTER ACCOUNT!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Ngl, the account manager(s) probably think I'm crazy.)
i think the title is pretty self explanitory
Only ghost files on it atm but Mystery Files and Puppet History are next. Watcher has back pedalled on deleteing all their free content to lock it behind a pay wall but y'know what? maybe I just dont want to give them ad revenue anymore, which is evil but screw them. Also they may still back pedal on their back pedalling, which is to many pedals anyways.
Shane “share the passwords” Madej you’ve got some explaining to do!
I think there might be an option for those who don't want to pay for the watcher streaming service.(Like me)
LET'S COMMIT PIRACY
Reason 1: piracy is free.
Reason 2: the watcher streaming service is stupid.
Reason 3: those stupid mother fuckers aren't letting paying users share passwords with more than three devices.
Reason 4: it's fun being a pirate. (Yargh)
How do we commit piracy?
First method:
There are a lot of methods and forms of piracy. I mean, there's a whole reddit dedicated to piracy. Personally I use a third party browser, an ad block, and a VPN when I watch shows. There are websites that host "definitely paid content" I literally use three of them. (And yes I am gatekeeping these websites, I've seen what happens when they get distributed. Mainly through tiktok.)
So, first method (summarized)
Third party browser
Ad block
VPN
Readily available piracy websites.
Pros:
It's easy!
Cons:
Pesky pop up ads! (I'm not interested in boobs or hot women in my area! I just want to re-watch Bob's burgers!)
There's a heightened risk of obtaining a virus on your device.
Second method:
The second method is a little easier and has a reduced risk of downloading a virus on your device.
Google drive video downloads.
So I found out about this method back in 2022 when I was trying to find a way to watch season 3 of Lego monkie kid early. (I know it's cringe and embarrassing) Basically, on the monkie kid Reddit, there were users distributing a Google drive file with all the season 3 lmk episodes, I downloaded the file and watched all the episodes. I would consider this method pretty risk free since it involves downloading content (in this case the pay walled watcher content) and uploading it to a Google drive. The only con I can think about in regards to this method is the potential lack of constant updates.
So, the second method (summarized)
Google drive file
Download videos from streaming service.
Upload downloaded videos to the Google drive file.
Distribute the Google drive among interested users/viewers.
Pros:
Reduced risk of obtaining a virus on your device! :D (yippee!)
Reduced watcher streaming service profits! (This reason can apply to both methods)
Cons:
Potential lack of constant updates. (This can probably be avoided if the Google drive is treated as a community effort among users.)
Anyways, just in case the FBI or whatever monitors Tumblr sees this, this is just a satirical post, I have never committed piracy. I pay for all the content I watch. This post is quite literally a written yapping session.
HELL YEAH NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES!!!!🦅💥🦅🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥💥💥🦅💥🦅🦅💥🦅🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥🦅💥🦅
Hobie stopped to draw a little doodle of himself. He was like oh I'm writing a note for Gwendy I'll draw a little me.
And it's like not crunched in the corner or anything it looks like he planned to have it there so he left a little space to doodle 😭
He got out red and white markers to draw a little SpiderPunk for that note.
He's such a silly little guy. I'm gonna cry about it.
i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3
actually i think sony should take their sweet fucking time with beyond the spiderverse cuz even with the time they took with atsv it wasn't enough for the animators to have proper working conditions. like take ten years i don't fucking care, people can bitch and moan but i would rather know the employees aren't working 8hours a day plus overtime for 7 days a fucking week to get a movie about spiderman done cuz "waah waaaah i wanna see it" people won't shut up and sony demands their film be made for the profit of it all
This is why I shouldn't have access to a color printer.💀This was the box I decorated for my Avid class's Valentine's Day celebration. And since Valentine's Day is about love, I decided to glue all of my (fictional) boyfriends on to the box.💀
I swear I am a sane person.
me making ocs when i was 13: okay i want my character to be cool and different but not too different... i dont want anyone to call them a mary sue... or too edgy... or forced diverrsity.... and i have to draw good or else i could end up on a deviantart youtube video like my friend did that one time... this is hard...
me writing characters now: hes a wolf with blue hair and he has a chainsaw that can turn into a bass guitar. his name is road boy because three bikers found him on the road during the apocolypse and raised him to do stunt motorcycle tricks but they have no idea what his real name is hes bi and ace and his best friend is a trans woman and he lives in an abandoned mall
imo the pointing meme was 1,000x’s funnier in ITSV than in ATSV