Bsd Incorrect Quotes

Hey hey fuck my life

"Computer how to solve back pain no pain killers no missages"

*typing in sues*

"COMPUTER?!"

Me right there and yes I quote Lego Batman because... Fuck you Steve, aka Aunts Coworker Steve

Merry Halloween Tumblr lolz

Halloween headcanons for my favorite characters in BSD

less gore

Chuuya; He definitely dresses up but is the one who (somehow) has the best candy and the scariest house (mans dedicated-)

Dazai; nominated himself to be the hanging body that is totally not real in Chuuya's tree as a prop mostly to scare literally everyone

Atsushi; He got tired of everyone calling him a cat so he was a literal tiger for Halloween

Akutagawa; Does not understand how trick-or-treating works

Gin; like her brother does not know how trick-or-treating works

Rampo; Goes to the same houses as everyone but still somehow has the most candy all the time

Poe; Only dresses up but he watches the scariest of movies and reads the scariest of novels and a very Halloweenie dinner is a must with him

Tachihara; Halloween is the only holiday where he can scare his superiors(mostly Chuuya) and not get yelled at by Mori, so yes it's his favorite holiday, and yes he is aware he starts the scare war every year but doesn't care

Higuchi; Also a target of Tachihara's scares but is also a target of Gin, unlike Tachihara, She(Gin) doesn't know what people do with their friends/family on Halloween since it's always been her and Ryuunosuke, Higuchi makes very Halloween desserts though

Kenji; somehow the cutest and creepest thing as a costume

Kunikida; that one boring teacher

Kyouka; knows where all the best houses are and where the worst ones are

The lost of dear one

Losing you was the worst thing to ever happen

To me you were everything great to ever happen

When time came and took you away

Was when time if I may

Hurt the one thing I care for

Took you away

I found you lying there, still

I felt ill

I held you and cried

For when I saw you I thought you died

If have it'd be impossible for you were a mere toy

But to me you were more than that

A friend first

A toy second

So as way to put this to end

Say I love you and time shall begin again

Yes this is about a toy

No I will not change it it's silly

Prompt/challenge from: @poppiesandpromises

And I'll be back soon with another poem

maybe... Probably..

Hope I did well-

My music taste?

To those who weren't asking but I'm going to answer anyway because I can't sleep:

It's ADHD

We could be listening to Ice nine kills hip to be scared, then Fake Ass Friends by Set it off, then Whore by In this moment, then Degrade me by TX2, THEN do a backflip and listen to parents by Yungblud then maybe Temple of love by Black Veil Brides ft. VV, then take a U turn and suddenly we're listening to P!nk, Bad Omens, Motionless in White, Five Finger Death punch, Shinedown, Disturbed, or some random ass country song or something completely different.

Do I know what we're listening to next? Probably not. But neither do you. We're in this boat together.

I need heko

Pleade halp

Playing totoke debunker okay

Oky

Halo plard

9nly two of those I have guess which ones lmoa

I need slpee niogyt

How to sleep

Very carefully

Thanks for the advice mom

Omg..

EMMAURI!! 😍

He's my baby and you will respect him!

Who cares about Fyodor

I don't care how that fossil is still alive(according to people who have read the manga and keep posting panels)

what i want to know is HOW IS FUKUCHI STILL ALIVE?!

Y'know the old man that tried to start a vampire apocalypse? the old man with whiskers?

that guy

10 posts!

Wowsers-

OiL pAiNt

Who was going to tell me that oil paint is messy??

Like I had to clean up so much oil paint from myself and my table because of this stupid paint

Not only that BUT HOW DID IT GET ON AND UNDER MY NAILS???

WTF 😭😭