After Patrolling, Unwinding In A Diner Somewhere ...

i can't believe i specifically put off listening to tmp because i wanted to binge listen just to come back to it today and find out that it's on hiatus and so only ONE episode came out since i last listened to it :,)

brb i'm going to commit war crimes

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

thinking so very deeply about that one lady who got so mad at me for beating her on duolingo that she BLOCKED me. like i didn't even know you could do that on duo of all places

why not

Just a date night 🌉❤️

Imagine if Bruce came home from his 6-10 years of training with Ra’s etc and tried to hide it from Alfred. As in genuinely tried to conceal his plan, identity, and new quirks from the one man who knows him. And Alfred isn’t stupid, he knows something happened for Bruce to be gone so long and to come back this different — but dressing up as a Bat and fighting crime doesn’t exactly leap to mind right away. He probably thought Bruce was on a suicide mission to avenge his parents or something equally destructive. Because he’s so calm and detached and there’s scars and knuckles on his hands that a budding Buddhist / hipster traveler shouldn’t have.