Just Fucking Obliterated A Fly Btw I Like. No Look-whipped My Hand Up And Grabbed It And Crushed It.

Helping your lover put on a necklace is foreplay.

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

Cracked my back so good I moaned

youre so gay you probably think this song is about you

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

I should make a tier list of which jokers are allys

I feel like a man when I play balatro. "Yeah, I'm a dude, with a poker addiction/gaming addiction."

Balatro is a trans ally

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!