One Time I Was In An Olive Garden Bathroom And My Packer Fell Out Of My Shorts And This Ten Year Old

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

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I wanna throw it across the room

Anime Expo 2008 Cosplay Contest

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1 month ago

Dysphoria is crazy. I got into my dream university but instead of being excited im sitting here sad that I have boobs


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1 month ago
Just Trans Things.

Just trans things.

2 months ago

"For women, only one standard of female beauty is sanctioned: the girl. The great advantage men have is that our culture allows two standards of male beauty: the boy and the man. The beauty of a boy resembles the beauty of a girl. In both sexes it is a fragile kind of beauty and flourishes naturally only in the early part of the life-cycle. Happily, men are able to accept themselves under another standard of good looks — heavier, rougher, more thickly built. A man does not grieve when he loses the smooth, unlined, hairless skin of a boy. For he has only exchanged one form of attractiveness for another: the darker skin of a man’s face, roughened by daily shaving, showing the marks of emotion and the normal lines of age. There is no equivalent of this second standard for women. The single standard of beauty for women dictates that they must go on having clear skin. Every wrinkle, every line, every gray hair, is a defeat. No wonder that no boy minds becoming a man, while even the passage from girlhood to early womanhood is experienced by many women as their downfall, for all women are trained to want to continue looking like girls." — Excerpt from Susan Sontag's 1978 essay The Double Standard of Aging

1 month ago
I Can't Lie This Did Nake Me Laugh 🤣

I can't lie this did nake me laugh 🤣

1 month ago

Asking about T in therapy on Friday!!!

“T ruins women’s bodies” I don’t want a woman’s body so I sure hope it does.


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2 months ago
I Had The Idea For This Last Tdov But It Didnt Come Together Until Now 🥖🍷 Though I'm Not Religious,

i had the idea for this last tdov but it didnt come together until now 🥖🍷 though i'm not religious, this quote is beloved to me

4 months ago
Im Not Hearing It
Im Not Hearing It
Im Not Hearing It
Im Not Hearing It

im not hearing it

3 months ago

Why did I have a trump bro comment on this. Tumblr is the gay space????

*blocked him so the comment won't appear, I don't need that bs

You guys should try falling in love with a trans woman. It's fucking ethereal

You Guys Should Try Falling In Love With A Trans Woman. It's Fucking Ethereal
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