This ad I got once
i will smash or pass anything you reblog/reply (with justification)
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its crazy to me when people say they cant understand cat body language cause maybe its the ambigous neurodivergence in me but i find them easier to understand than people. they literally come with a rumble feature to let you know theyre happy. i wish i had that.
I may have also played a run in my class
Tim to play an obscene amount of balatro before my class
Tim to play an obscene amount of balatro before my class
i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.
i know this is a fetish image where you’re supposed to feel horny shame, but it’s also so fucking funny to me.
BREAKING AT 8: man beats his lower bologna so viciously and with such vigor that it left a seared handprint on the shaft. more at 11.
me attempting to form a psychic connection with other trans people I see in public bc I’m too scared to engage in conversation with anybody
hey guys the world is really scary and overwhelming right now and I don’t know how to deal with it
“why is everything so political with you” because you politicized my identity. I didn’t ask for my existence to be a constant debate.
I've just had a devastating realization about something that happened to me. Time to doomscroll on tumblr til my brain forgets
Dysphoria is crazy. I got into my dream university but instead of being excited im sitting here sad that I have boobs
I can't lie this did nake me laugh 🤣
what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy
i deserve to be made out with and touched inappropriately right now goddammit
collecting posts of this type
How does one get into sexy cosplaying?
Asking for a friend
last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this
we got this
and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
once I get testosterone and become a functional human being it's over for you bitches