What Do You MEAN Its Already 8:30???? That Means It’s Basically 9:00 Which Means Its Basically 10:00

Your self esteem is six feet under but dammit I have brought a shovel

I love the fact that the lego ninjago movie is basically just a highschool au

I cant say im not a little disappointed that rox is just normal under her mask

GUYS PART ONE LITERALLY JUST CAME OUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN PART TWO ALREADY LEAKED????? YOU MEAN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT SPOILERS ALREADY??????

Frohicky minifigure when?

Frak minifigure when?

God knew i would be too powerful if i ate food

Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

I love ultrakill

Bigfoot is to the straights that mothman is to the gays

Blinking in disbelief as the individual passed him on the street alive and well, local serial killer Aaron Samuel Christensen confirmed to reporters Tuesday that he could have sworn he killed that guy already. “Is my memory playing tricks on me, or did I not just flay and disembowel that guy two weeks ago?” the bewildered murderer said as he racked his brain trying to place the strangely familiar man, adding that something about the guy’s face made him all but certain he had already peeled it off and worn it around his apartment as a mask. “Was he the one whose ears I tried pickling with that new recipe? Can’t be, he still has both.

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