:)

Potato

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees

I say in Vietnamese

I wonder when it will finally stop

time keeps passing in a consistent & predictable pattern and i find this incredibly unreasonable actually

Is anybody up for giving me their kneecaps I need bowls

Screw Natzis

I don’t think 2025s orange has good shoe laces.

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Yo what the fuck

A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.

He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.

Yeah.