If you’re describing a thing as being the size of another thing and you need to qualify the size of the thing in order to convey the size of the thing, it’s a bad thing to compare the thing to. “It was the size of a small—” no. Find a thing that’s the same size as the thing.
so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
In hindsight it's very insulting to be told that flunking out of college due to adhd is actually "quite common"
Source: Ennui Go
A really funny and nsfw comic series
*Young Jaune, Sun, Yang, and Dew playing kickball in the park*
Jaune (10): You know what sounds really sad? Growing up
Sun (10): Tell me about it, me and my cousin used to watch X-Ray and Vav, but now they are in Middle school and suddenly it's gay
Dew (10): *Throws ball* Laugh while you can chumps! Because soon you'll wake up and all you wanna see is a "Titty!"
Jaune (10): *Kicks ball in anger* Oh yeah!? Well, you know what I heard!? That you're gonna be rocketing blood out of your own torso every month!
Yang (10): Take it to the bank guys, we're all screwed sideways, *catches ball* It's only a matter of time before we start awkwardly grabbing each other in the back of our parents vans.
Glynda: *Babysitting the four while coming off a hangover* These fucking kids are gonna be the death of me in the future...
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http://bioline.org.br/
repec.org
science.gov
pdfdrive.com
Reblog for anyone who suffers can’t-remember-how-to-English-itis
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat
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When you first sit down to write, the hardest task you will face is actually starting.
To get yourself over this first hurdle, don't overthink it. Just write something. Literally anything.
Words on the page is sometimes all you need to get started.
I would say you could be somewhere better than here, but I don’t have much room to talk
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