We’re Not Responsible, Which Is How We Got This Job In The First Place.

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

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Dreamworks: Here’s someone that got what they always wanted! They lose interest after five minutes and go make new relationships or reconnect with old ones!

movies from disney are like "generational trauma!! generational trauma!!! generational trauma!!!" while netflix are like "unloved?? here is an old guy he's your father figure from now on"

fuck google docs so fucking much

i've just lost hundreds of docs and pdfs and i'm beyond pissed right now

they're all permanently gone

Saw this on Pinterest and didn’t want to risk it especially now that’s my grandpa’s in the hospital

If you’re describing a thing as being the size of another thing and you need to qualify the size of the thing in order to convey the size of the thing, it’s a bad thing to compare the thing to. “It was the size of a small—” no. Find a thing that’s the same size as the thing.

That’s basically how Clue did it’s multiple endings, but each theatre got a different film reel

i see your “goncharov can’t be made into a real movie cause that would ruin it” and raise you; someone does make a real version of goncharov but films 3 or 4 different versions of each scene/plot point, and than mashes them up to create like 30 different versions of the same movie. it’s released in theaters under the guise of being a perfectly normal film, but every person who goes to see it sees a slightly different version, which will just increase the confusion and amount of unconnected lore. is that possible? probably not. but it would be hilarious.

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Canceling a show is one thing but deleting a show from its existence is a whole new level of evil

Infinity train fandom and crews deserved better