I’m Feeling Like I Might Simply Just Explode.

i bet none of you folks know who nigel and marmalade are (derogatory in the nicest way possible)

Guys am I the only one with a hitlist filled with politicians and peoples terrible parents?

I love quoting Nigel and marmalade from tiktok because I can do a very convincingly similar accent and yell ‘youu baastards’ like the flower guy chasing Nigel after he nicked their chocolate

Hello people of tumblr,

I have been working on a project to fix the English language. This includes making every vowel make only one sound, removing unnecessary letters, and adding new grammatical symbols. The goal is to make English a phonetic language that is easy for immigrants and people with dyslexia to learn! If you would like to participate in this experiment, click here https://discord.gg/AAmmyH5j

I am but a humble highschool linguist, but I would appreciate your support :)

i have become the spec of sand hiding in the fold of your skin the nuisance that itches that doesn’t wash away the reminder of a regret the mistake you did not need the face you need to face the hello you want to silence the smile you are forced to return

Now that I'm back from Australia I can finally get back to posting what I have left! These guys were made back in fall when I was working in Canada. Only now getting around to posting cause yknow, that's just how I do. haha! This is Nigel the tiny wizard and his friend Marmalade the dog! They're from Tompbates animations on instagram and I love them! I've realised my favourite character niche is now "funny little guy and their weird animal friend/steed". They fit in great with Gustavo and Brick!

Finished the communist manifesto after a few months, I’ve officially decided that communism is in fact a good idea. you got me Marx, now I’m a transformer with pronouns AND a communist

so real I need to do those things more

life really is all about kissing girls, reading, journaling, eating fruit, and being weird

i love london