Pluto’s Gate

brynjolf, about the dragonborn: i’ve only known them for a day and a half but if anything happened to them i’d kill everyone in riften and then myself.

Teach me how to walk so graceful like this , I could never

every other race: just found out that shit is a fertiliser

the dwemer:

I must be really missing Skyrim because I had this dream the other night and I woke up laughing

♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡

send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it! 

“why do you always have to be such an asshole?

“if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”

“is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?

“i just don’t want to think for a while.”

“say it again.”

“don’t lie to me.”

“i’m sick of being treated like this.”

“i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”

“so this is it?”

“i don’t want to go to bed angry.”

“don’t touch me.”

“i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”

“i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

“just sit down and let me take care of you.”

“is that- blood?”

“i just want to help you relax.”

“does that feel good?”

“i don’t love you anymore.”

“i loved you. past tense.”

“stop lying!”

“jealousy isn’t cute on you.”

“don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”

“i deserve better.”

“you deserve better.”

“you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”

“you left your underwear back at my place.”

“you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”

“i hope you’re happy.”

“does that line ever work?”

“you’re the best i’ve ever had.”

“is that all you’ve got?”

“hit me!”

“tell me this is a dream.”

“let’s keep this between the two of us.”

“is that my shirt?”

“why do you even care?”

“i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”

“you love her/him.”

“can you take it?”

“i’m not going to break.”

“we’re not just friends. you know that.”

“friends don’t get each other off.”

“it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”

“i’m not that flexible!”

“you don’t scare me.”

“it’s okay, i’m here.”

“you’re not alone. you never were.”

“i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”

“it’s complicated.”

“you’re the only one.”

THEY KISSED!!!