Herbal Asks

Warm Hearted Asks

Weather - What do you love most?

Dove - How do you express love?

Friendship Bracelet - What does friendship mean to you?

Loveseat- Describe your ideal house

Record Player - Love songs or breakup songs?

Stargaze - Celebrity crush?

Planter - Do you have a green thumb?

Linen - Do you prefer being friends with someone before starting a romantic relationship with them or starting straight into love?

Hot Cocoa - Three things you love about yourself?

Valentine - Do you like pda?

Succulent - What are you looking forward to?

Bath bomb - What is the best form of self care?

Roadtrip - Where is the farthest you’ve been from home?

Brown Sugar - What is making your heart warm today?

Pearls - Do you want to get married?

Seaside - Ideal date?

Luna Moth - City or country?

Velvet - What is your style?

Cupcake - Are you in love?

Romcom - Is your story a comedy or tragedy?

Sunset - Ask anything you want!

If masturbation is witchcraft, then I'm the motherfucking Arch Mage!

Penis Galerion

sometimes I like to imagine gameplay differences between oblivion and skyrim as regional habits.

like, mages in cyrodiil are usually taught to cast spells with their wrist/elbow as the main channel of arcane energy, which means they can cast spells with a weapon in their hand. or a cyrod alchemist might become flabbergasted by a northerner's complete lack of "on-the-go" alchemy equipment, as being able to make tonics and elixirs on the field is common practice in the heartlands.

meanwhile, skyrim's practices are shaped less by standardized techniques and more by tradition, the preference of the teacher, and superstition. like, a nord mage may know how to cast without directing magic directly through their hand/fingers but when asked about it, they'll tell you to do so is disrespectful. likewise, it's most common to make potions in advance at a proper alchemy table.

and yeah if the two were to meet they might get into a very heated debate about it.

Pluto’s Gate

Located in Turkey, this site was discovered in 2013. A description of a similar temple exists in 6th century texts, and it is strongly believed to be the same temple. Known as Ploutonion, or Pluto’s Gate, this “gate to hell” emits thick and deadly vapors that kill birds and other animals unfortunate enough to get close. Bulls and other animals used to be sacrificed at this temple, though now it only claims the life of the occasional bird with bad luck. 

go ahead. open the elder scroll. fruit

♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡

send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it! 

“why do you always have to be such an asshole?

“if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”

“is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?

“i just don’t want to think for a while.”

“say it again.”

“don’t lie to me.”

“i’m sick of being treated like this.”

“i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”

“so this is it?”

“i don’t want to go to bed angry.”

“don’t touch me.”

“i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”

“i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”

“just sit down and let me take care of you.”

“is that- blood?”

“i just want to help you relax.”

“does that feel good?”

“i don’t love you anymore.”

“i loved you. past tense.”

“stop lying!”

“jealousy isn’t cute on you.”

“don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”

“i deserve better.”

“you deserve better.”

“you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”

“you left your underwear back at my place.”

“you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”

“i hope you’re happy.”

“does that line ever work?”

“you’re the best i’ve ever had.”

“is that all you’ve got?”

“hit me!”

“tell me this is a dream.”

“let’s keep this between the two of us.”

“is that my shirt?”

“why do you even care?”

“i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”

“you love her/him.”

“can you take it?”

“i’m not going to break.”

“we’re not just friends. you know that.”

“friends don’t get each other off.”

“it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”

“i’m not that flexible!”

“you don’t scare me.”

“it’s okay, i’m here.”

“you’re not alone. you never were.”

“i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”

“it’s complicated.”

“you’re the only one.”

insanity