They Meet

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

Some angst openings/lines

“Why are you late?”

“I…I can’t stay…”

“Where are you?It’s been 5 hours?!”

“Please…Don’t go…Don’t leave me.”

“Don’t leave before I’m ready.”

“I thought you loved me!I thought you loved me…”

“Are you fucking kidding me?!”

“Please don’t yell at me…”

“I’m sorry!I’m sorry for whatever I did just please stop yelling!”

“Why would you do this…”

“I thought I could trust you!”

“I tried…I really did…”

“I tried okay?!Is that not good enough for you?!”

“Do you even care at all?”

“I’m sorry.Alright I’m sorry.”

“No.”

“I said leave me alone!I don’t need you, just leave me the fuck alone-”

“This wasn’t supposed to happen…I’m so sorry…I’m sorry.”

“Saying sorry does nothing!”

“Go away.Now.I never want to see you near me or my family ever again.”

“Help!Help me please!Please, please!

“I couldn’t do it…I tried so hard.And I did nothing.I was useless.”

“I’m not some slave to you!”

“All I wanted was to spend the day with you.”

“You never have anytime for me…Why…”

“Am I not enough?”

“Is it…Is it because of me?”

“I’m only bringing you down…Just let me go…”

“Yeah, you’re right.You don’t need me.”

Caption:

[Man 1: (singing) One last time. Did you just... flick my hand away from your hand? It just like registered like three seconds later. Why did you do that? You didn’t want the Hydrangeas to see? They’re homophobic ya know. That’s why they’re not blooming as well.

They’re spewing hate. So they’re not... blooming. That’s how that works by the way. If you spew hate you don’t bloom, as a human. So you can tell when someone’s unhappy and they’re causing pain to someone else, you’re just a flower who’s not blooming and you’re mad you’re not blooming.

But it’s because you’re mad at the other person. So just stop being mad at the other person and focus on your blooming. Focus. On. Your blooming! (laugh) They’re really not doing so well.

Man 2: And that’s because they’re homophobic?

Man 1: Or the soil.]

Some really lgbt things are about to happen to you *bites your neck*

insanity

nicholassteinbergphotography “Cotton candy Waves” Here’s a time lapse from my shot Cotton Candy Waves. As opposed to a long exposure, this was shot with successive shorter exposures to show movement and texture. Love how mesmerizing the fog is.

Watermelon day

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