Morgan: I swear, Dresden, one more wisecrack out of you… Harry: Verbal threat! Threatening! I’m being threatened!
This again but this time it’s about how much it blows to be the executioner. He could really use a better job :/
Who needs the stupidly intricate plan I put together for The Warlock when I could just forget about the plan entirely and have Morgan monologue about how much it blows to be a Warden for two pages
I have waited SO LONG to read these marvelous words. And I am very pleased with the context.
Luccio:[burning a dossier with Young Morgan’s information in it] The Donald Morgan you knew is dead! Happy birthday! You’re the White Council’s baby now. Are you prepared to do whatever the Council asks of you!?
Young Morgan:[super stoked] YES!
Luccio: Can you keep your head about you when confronted with mind-blowing weirdness at every turn!?
Young Morgan: YES!
Luccio: Are you ready for anything?
Young Morgan: YES!
Luccio: …Are you still ready for anything?
Young Morgan: YE-[Luccio takes out a staff and clubs him in the knee]
Luccio: Wrong! Lesson number one, trust no one! The minute god crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them! Get up damn you!
Young Morgan: [hesitantly gets up]
Luccio: Your training starts now. When i’m through with you, you’ll be a member of the elite organization that’s been thanklessly defending this big-ass world since the Second Trojan War…the invisible one! [Opens portal to the Nevernever and shoves Morgan in]
This is either Anastasia and Morgan back when he was an apprentice, or Morgan and one of the young wardens.
“Can you hit him with your knife?”
“I believe the technical term is stab.”
living proof that a 400 pound kitty is still a kitty (at Audubon Nature Institute)
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I would arm wrestle Jim Butcher for Morgan’s full backstory.
Dude these are so awesome. I love the mental image of Morgan grumpily walking out of the woods with sticks in his hair
I hope this helps @cyr-frey.
1. Morgan’s favorite animal is the wolf. I have no real justification for this one it kind of appeared recently.
2. He is a veritable font of random knowledge. Want to know how to handle a stagecoach? The melting point of lead? Which evocations Luccio has banned in the barracks? Ask Morgan he probably has the answer.
3. He is half the reason she has a list of banned evocations to begin with and no he won’t explain why they are banned.
4. He is very much an urban predator. Find a troublesome warlock in the middle of 5 million people no problem. However ask him to find anything at all even in a small forest and he will come back 6 hours later covered in mud, sticks in his hair and being chased by a skunk.
5. He rarely ever takes any of the obscene amounts of vacation time he has banked but when he does it is usually because Luccio has threatened him.
6. Most of the wardens make for terrible patients. Morgan however tends to be fairly calm he understands that he is a liability if he is injured and is willing to obey the healers wholeheartedly.
Sorry that this is short and nonsensical today. I just got off of a double shift at work and my brain is not cooperating.
Cʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ. {23}
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