Dude these are so awesome. I love the mental image of Morgan grumpily walking out of the woods with sticks in his hair
I hope this helps @cyr-frey.
1. Morgan’s favorite animal is the wolf. I have no real justification for this one it kind of appeared recently.
2. He is a veritable font of random knowledge. Want to know how to handle a stagecoach? The melting point of lead? Which evocations Luccio has banned in the barracks? Ask Morgan he probably has the answer.
3. He is half the reason she has a list of banned evocations to begin with and no he won’t explain why they are banned.
4. He is very much an urban predator. Find a troublesome warlock in the middle of 5 million people no problem. However ask him to find anything at all even in a small forest and he will come back 6 hours later covered in mud, sticks in his hair and being chased by a skunk.
5. He rarely ever takes any of the obscene amounts of vacation time he has banked but when he does it is usually because Luccio has threatened him.
6. Most of the wardens make for terrible patients. Morgan however tends to be fairly calm he understands that he is a liability if he is injured and is willing to obey the healers wholeheartedly.
Sorry that this is short and nonsensical today. I just got off of a double shift at work and my brain is not cooperating.
Morgan: Whenever mortals tell me to respect my elders, all I can think is ‘Im older than Canada.’
Harry Dresden: Thank you for agreeing to see me, Marcone.
Gentleman Johnny Marcone: I didn’t. You just barged in and started talking.
Harry Dresden: I don’t have time for a history lesson.
POV you are a 12 year old budding wizard being recruited into a secretive militaristic order by a bunch of people in funny clothes
Grand Theft Auto: Gettysburg (via Kaibutsu / Baltimore Police Department)
puts a bow in his hair and grabs his face to apply lipgloss and sends him to war and he kills 10,000 men
Harry: Zombies sounds like a bad way to die.
Morgan: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
reblog this if your icon could kill a man
Morgan Headcanon:
Morgan hates mornings. He's perfectly capable of getting up early, and he does most of the time. But the days when he can sleep in are his favourite.
guy who hasn't had lunch yet: does the entire world feel doomed to anyone else or is this one just between me and the flaming skull
Morgan: I was just like you when I was a kid. I was this badass wizard with these big plans to change the world.
Harry: Yeah? What happened?
Morgan: Oh, didn’t you hear? I changed the world.
Cʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ. {23}
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