Morgan Headcanon:

Harry: Hey Morgan can you-

Morgan: Mes dieux. Combien de fois dois-je le dire.

Harry: I swear to God-

Morgan: Je ne parle pas anglais.

“Evil’s afoot.” “Well, sure,” Bob said, “because it refuses to learn the metric system.“

Jim Butcher, The Dresden Files #9, White Knight

Imagine Anastasia and Morgan as paranormal investigators like the dudes from buzzfeed unsolved except instead of one being a dick to ghosts and one being afraid of the ghosts they both are a dick to the ghosts. 

Like, the goatman bridge thing;

Morgan: It’s MY bridge now

Anastasia: We’ll be back for you, goatman, afterall it is our bridge now

Morgan: As we snuff out these candles we snuff you out of the mortal world you fucking wimp

Anastasia: I’m dancing on your bridge! Look at how I’m dancing on your bridge!

Morgan: Fuck you Goatman

Anastasia: If you want me off this bridge you’re gonna have to throw me off of it!

Churchill once said the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but I think that geese should be feared. They're bastards.

Carlos Ramriez after having his french fries stolen by a goose

I said before a while ago that I hc Morgan is bisexual and it’s about time to elaborate cause I have some more Thoughts And Feelings about this 

He'd first realized when he was an Apprentice and he had something of a crush on one of the male wardens. Initially he dismissed it, assuming it was normal. He didn't tell anybody about it though, because despite he assumed it was normal, some part of him was worried that it wasn't.

He never had anything against gay people, he just didn't think of it as something that could be.. him.

The term bisexual wasn't even a thing when he was born, and when he was young it was strictly a medical term. He didn't learn about it as an identity until the LGBT movement came into existence. Until then he'd just thought of it as a fondness for both, and never cared to put any sort of name to it.

It's still not something he really talks about. It's a part of his personal life, which he generally prefers to keep as separate as possible from his work. Granted, that's very difficult sometimes because most of the people he considers friends also know him as a Warden.

He was never very involved with the LGBT community, he didn't care to get deeply involved. However he's never hesitated to get into a fight if someone was being homophobic to, or around him.

Another reason he prefers to keep that private is because of how traditional a number of the older Council members are. It's not out of fear, but rather he'd prefer they just know him as a Warden and respect his position. He's long since stopped being afraid of homophobia within the Council, now it's more of a nuisance that he doesn't want to deal with, if he can avoid it. Though if it finds its way to him, he feels obligated to handle it.

every time…

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

Morgan: I was just like you when I was a kid. I was this badass wizard with these big plans to change the world.

Harry: Yeah? What happened?

Morgan: Oh, didn’t you hear? I changed the world.

No, but seriously, do you know how amazing Vincent Price is?

Not just as an actor, although he was a blast to watch in everything he did.  He’s one of those actors who’s just clearly having a whale of a time, no matter how bad the film is.  He’s just genuinely happy to be there (it makes his villains a particular delight, and he played a LOT of them).

But did you know that he was also on the PFLAG board after his daughter came out to him?  And that he was one of the earliest celebrities to speak out against the silence surrounding the AIDS epidemic?

Did you know that when his daughter came out to him, he admitted to her that it had been difficult for him during his first two marriages, because his wives had not been pleased to find out that their husband was just as interested in men as they were?

That’s right, kids, Vincent Price was BISEXUAL AS FUCK, and it was one of those open Hollywood secrets.  And his wife Coral Browne?  The one he grew old with and wrote cookbooks with and was basically ridiculously sweet with?

Also bisexual as fuck.  They were the queer power couple of Hollywood in the 70s.  His daughter, Victoria, grew up around Rock Hudson and members of the LGBT community.  When she came out, Vincent Price became a board member of PFLAG and was just about the most accepting and awesome dad.

Did you know that Vincent Price played Oscar Wilde in a one-man play, and when it was denounced by anti-gay activist Anita Bryant, he dismissed her right back, saying that Oscar Wilde had already come up with a term for her: a Woman of No Importance?  Because Vincent Price was deliciously witty and an awesome person.

Let me conclude with a quote from his daughter (from this article, where I got a lot of this information):

‘“In a funny way, and I think I’m going to cry, he understood me at 22 better than I understood myself then,” Price concluded. “Of course, he was in his 70s and lived a hell of a lot longer than I had, and he understood that at the end of the day it’s about who and what and how we love. And I have not been a person who has been very successful at conventional relationships, but loving well and loving deeply has been the most important thing to me.”’

Happy birthday, Vincent Price.  You were a gem of an actor, and an even greater human being.

Morgan, at 17: I wanna be a Warden!

Morgan, at 120: I wanna sleep for more than 30 minutes at a time!