I Feel Like Morgan Was A Lot Like Harry When He Was An Apprentice. 

Happy Birthday Harry Dresden!

Gun > Hocus pocus

(Dresden’s shirt in the sketch says “That’s Doctor Smartypants to you”)

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

The Dresden Troubled Bird Files

Harry Dresden:

Karrin Murphy:

Thomas Raith:

Molly Carpenter:

Mab:

Donald Morgan:

Waldo Butters:

The White Council:

Maeve:

@unseelieaccords

Mouse: BARK

Harry (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

There's 3 people that are allowed to call him Donald and one of them is dead

Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

yeah yeah sure Greater Baja Blast is still banned but you know what? fuck the wizard council! i’m gonna invent Supreme Baja Blast, and it’s gonna make Greater Baja Blast look like a piddly little fuckin cantrip, that’s how much i don’t give a shit about what the council says. fuck em

Morgan: Get off the dinosaur.

Harry: You’re not my dad.

Morgan: Get off the dinosaur now!

Harry: No, I’m on a dinosaur and you’re not.