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Morgan: I bet Harry Dresden just committed a heinous crime.

Morgan: I should go check to see how many puppies he's kicked this week.

Totally real fact:

Morgan strings random words from different languages together in a sentence when he’s tired in an attempt to get people to leave him alone. 

I have waited SO LONG to read these marvelous words. And I am very pleased with the context.

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Harry: Zombies sounds like a bad way to die. 

Morgan: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. 

I promise I’m actually going to do these. I’m sorry they’re taking so long

Hey I just hit 100 followers so give me a bit and I’ll post 100 headcanons.

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

Luccio:[burning a dossier with Young Morgan’s information in it] The Donald Morgan you knew is dead! Happy birthday! You’re the White Council’s baby now. Are you prepared to do whatever the Council asks of you!?

Young Morgan:[super stoked] YES!

Luccio: Can you keep your head about you when confronted with mind-blowing weirdness at every turn!?

Young Morgan: YES!

Luccio: Are you ready for anything?

Young Morgan: YES!

Luccio: …Are you still ready for anything?

Young Morgan: YE-[Luccio takes out a staff and clubs him in the knee]

Luccio: Wrong! Lesson number one, trust no one! The minute god crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them! Get up damn you!

Young Morgan: [hesitantly gets up]

Luccio: Your training starts now. When i’m through with you, you’ll be a member of the elite organization that’s been thanklessly defending this big-ass world since the Second Trojan War…the invisible one! [Opens portal to the Nevernever and shoves Morgan in]

2017 didn’t even feel like a year it was just the 2016 Deluxe™ Expansion Pack.

Dresden-verse Week 3

Thomas Raith. White Court Vampire

“(Love) is deadly to (White Court Vampires). We can inspire lust, but that is just a shadow. An illusion. Love is a dangerous force.”

- from “Blood Rites’, book 6 of the Dresden Files.

Some Songs:

“Movement” by Hozier

“I Will Follow You Into the Dark” by Death Cab For Cutie

“Craving You (a Thomas Rhett Cover)” by Travis Atreo

“lovely (ft. Khalid)” by Billie Eilish

“Angel of Small Death and Codeine Scene” By Hozier

“Demons” by Imagine Dragons

“Tainted Love” by Soft Cell

“Club Thing” by Yoav

“Justine” by Tiny Victories

“Cryin’ Wolf (ft. Kendrick Lamar)” by ZZ Ward

“Need You Tonight” by INXS

“Show Me” by John Legend

“Work Song” by Hozier