even god can't help me *sad cowboy emoji*

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2 years ago

Billionaires have the treasured milky white skin so prized in high society, except it's more like a husky cocoon concealing the wretched and damnable creature truthfully contained within its slimy, haggard walls.

I think if I turn Elon Musk over, I could pour out his spineless essence like a warm soup right onto the pavement.

The crows would feast upon him and spread his nutritious seedlings to the far corners of middle earth.

Then I'd turn to Zuckerberg who would cower in fear but know he has nowhere to run, for his legs are spindly and weak and would collapse underneath the heavy pitcher of his hollowed out meat sack.

2 years ago

Summer Fantasia Gang

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My first post!!!

I drew this about a month back before the event ended, but I only posted on here today :’))

I promise I’m not a loser!!


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2 years ago

men’s tits reblog if you are a true men’s tits lover

2 years ago

Scotland should declare independence real quick, while they’re not looking

2 years ago

Why do the most beautiful things have to hurt you the most? Why is love so trigger happy, ready to rip your heart out as soon as it dares to get even just a gram of hope? Why must life be so cruel to cut short the existence of those who deserve to live the most?

Fuck she had at least 10 years left, he tried to wake her up, he's been calling her but I can hear him giving up, does he know she's not coming back, if I had gotten home just 10 minutes earlier she would still be alive, fuck I failed her, I'm sorry I let you down, please forgive me I'm so sorry I didn't mean to, everything was fine just 2 hours ago, "funny" how so much can change in such a short time fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry please forgive me my sweet little angel


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2 years ago
A Strange Creature Approaches… It Doesn’t Seem Hostile Or Aggressive.

A strange creature approaches… It doesn’t seem hostile or aggressive.

What do you do?


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2 years ago
Xinyan And Her Besties In The Golden Apple Archipielago 🏝️🥥

Xinyan and her besties in the Golden Apple Archipielago 🏝️🥥


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2 years ago

[enthusiastic real estate agent voice] thank you all for coming to the tour! now keep in mind the torture chamber is still under renovation so the walls are not entirely soundproof. this WILL be fixed before we sell & we'll do a test run to make sure the screams aren't heard

2 years ago
Stretch

stretch


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2 years ago

genshin textposts (golden apple archipelago edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5

Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5
Genshin Textposts (golden Apple Archipelago Edition !!!!) 3 // 4 // 5

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2 years ago

She is cool plus she is the main pds of my bf

She Is Cool Plus She Is The Main Pds Of My Bf

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2 years ago
I Need Her To Get Hit By A Train

I need her to get hit by a train <33


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2 years ago
A Lil Doodle On A Boat

a lil doodle on a boat


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2 years ago
SPONGEBOB CANT FUCKING DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPONGEBOB CANT FUCKING DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 years ago
This Au Where Collector And Philip Meet As Kids Is Just Adorable
This Au Where Collector And Philip Meet As Kids Is Just Adorable

This au where Collector and Philip meet as kids Is just adorable

Them just being friends Is so wholesome for me. I bet they would set a house on fire and call It a game.


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2 years ago
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2 years ago
Likes Charge Reblogs Cast

likes charge reblogs cast

2 years ago

“You think you can defeat me? Life is nothing but a three star comic for me. I am built in the shape of a God”- Daffy Duck, in my dream.

2 years ago
And Then They Shared A Single Brain Cell

and then they shared a single brain cell


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2 years ago

messy doodle

Messy Doodle
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