Latest Posts by dacraziegg - Page 3
Yeah but your still 25% because you DID do them. (All I got to say for evidence is FLOWER POWER)
@odysseus-of-ithaka
@true-diomedes-of-argos
I think I might have a crush for u <3
“I’M MARRIED— TO TWO PEOPLE!!! ONE OF THEM IS LIKE 25% PURE HERMES AND THE OTHER IS HALF NYMPH AND SPARTAN YOU’RE GONNA GET ME KILLED.”
The imp is in right! Do not freight! But let's help him live to see daylight!
I came down just as soon as I heard of the imp, stood accused of a devilish crime🫢
FISHISM HAS A NEW NAME
if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast. end of story.
if a surgeon says your child has to fast, they have to fast. even if they are rreeeaaaallly hungry. even if they beg for food. even if they cry. even if they throw a tantrum. even if they scream for hours.
if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast.
So, I'm in Las Vegas and we're going around getting boys numbers for prank calls. They ask me if I like any of the boys there and I got the amazing chance to say, "I have a girlfriend."
One girl fell to the ground laughing.
5 were in shock.
One ran to the other side of the arcade.
And 2 told me congratulations.
I love my girlfriend, she's my everything. I've known her for 9 years and she's my world.
Insane how if you asked me who's my fav anime character of all times the answer will always be kite,, yet i don't have a single art of him on my account 🧍♀️..
how do draw good
fill 14 sketch book
bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff
do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle
draw what make your heart do the smiley emote
member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time
d ont stress friend all is well
your art is hot like potato crisps
don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
if they do
eat
them
@mildlybizarrecorvid
Ominous..
all websites need web wizards. It should be necessary
When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site
🐈⬛🤍
Runny noses
I hate them. I just had one the entirety of my math test and as soon as I leave the building it's gone for a good 5 minutes and then comes back. I'm so mad rn. Anygays ramble random yk yk
Google Maps be like "do you want to take a detour to this fast food place" and it's Polyphemus' cave with sheep on the menu
Hello🤗❤️
I hope you are well🌹
Can you help me get my voice heard
and share my family's story?🙏🏻
Can you Reblog my pinned post from my blog or donate 10$?
By helping to reblog my story, you could
save a family from death and war.🌹
Thank you very much🌸
🕊️❤️🌹🙏🏻
REBLOG
A mighty and dangerous tiger oc!!!!
I already wrote this all out once but it deleted…
I believe the Manwhore AU should be called "The Hoedyssey"
Hello🤗❤️
I hope you are well🌹
Can you help me get my voice heard
and share my family's story?🙏🏻
Can you Reblog my pinned post from my blog or donate 5$?
By helping to reblog my story, you could
save a family from death and war.🌹
Thank you very much🌸
🕊️❤️🌹🙏🏻
Another person who needs help, another person who needs to escape. Unfortunately, I do not have the funds to help, but hopefully, someone out here can help, someone willing to read this post longer than he first 4 words. I send my gratitude to everyone helping those in need. Have a nice Holiday and I wish for a better New Year.
Epic: The Musical
Guess who just watched the animatics on YouTube!
Fixations are nice
My friends are weird
My friend is writing a gay fanfic between 2 of our teachers and sending it to our GC. They're both married to women and have kids btw. Everyone is invested, we got an introduction and I'm going to try and make her post it on Wattpad. Wish me luck! :3
We haven't died, I still BELIEVE
A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
Part twooooooooo!!!!!!
Captain Marvel quotes based on actual conversations I’ve had. No this is not me projecting
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Billy: I just had an intrusive thought
Mary: don’t bite the dog tiger .
Billy: no- what no, that’s a you thought. In fact, that’s a you common thought.
Mary: oh, then what is it?
Billy: wouldn’t it be funny if we locked the door and when Freddy comes back, we pretend to be asleep, and of anyone calls, we say he was in the house and just gaslight everyone.
Mary: that would be funny.
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Billy: I think I might have a problem
Mary: what’s your problem
Billy: I don’t know, I said I think I might have one.
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Billy, done with everything: Forget Veni, Vidi, Vici
Freddy: it’s Money, Mugging, Meeting
Mary: it’s Seduce, Sedate, Castrate
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Billy: gods I wish I was still an only child
Freddy: but you’re the youngest of three?
Billy: let me have this
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Mary, at Tawny: don’t look at me like that. You kicked my iPad across the room!
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Mary: bite the dog tiger
Billy: but I’m wearing Vaseline
Mary: ew no, don’t bite the dog tiger
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Freddy: people keep telling me I need to see this, I need to see that. I don’t want to see anything, I’m tired
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Let me know if you want a part 2 cause I get very unhinged quotes. It got to the point where I sometimes wrote them down, and I look back on it and it’s like wtf. Then I remember the context. You’re not getting the context though.