Gunslinger: *has a roll 20 glitch that is making all his rolls 0*
Party: dude try again, see if-
Gunslinger: *rolls A CRITICAL SUCESS THAT STILL READS AS 0*
Dungeon master: you are officially Crutical Zero now.
Ranger (me): *passes out as this thing that keeps offering us deals pops into my head*
Deal Creature: So, I have an offer for you- you’ll be the only one who gets hurt and it will bring your friend back to life (back story her friend got hung two days ago)
Ranger: yeah sure. So long as I’m the only one getting hurt.
Dm: WAIT ARE YOU- OKAY. ALEX IS DEAD NOW! Now you’re playing with Alex’s dead friend
The person who was a rouge and is now using wild magic: *rolls a 12 for the random affect sheet*
Dm: Congrats! You got play god! You get to make a sentient being!
Former rouge: I WANNA MAKE SNOW RACOONS!
Dm: THEY ARE SENTIENT- THEY CAN TALK!
Former rouge: I KNOW! THEYRE PERFECT!
We stole a boat. We needed a crew. Three of the crew mates are awesome (the navigator and our gunmen)
Then there’s the chef.
The DM made him Guy Fierie.
Quotes-
Here is your noodle cat back (referring to gunslingers ferret)- Tarnok (My Orc Barbarian)
NPC: hi I’m dameon
Gunslinger: YOURE ON THINK FUCKING ICE DAMEON!
Gungslinger: yeah so my brothers not dead...
Gunslingers mom: oh that’s wonderful that’s good eats-
Me OOC: GOOD EATS!?
Dm: I MEAN GOOD NEWS! I’m gonna go get a snack- one second-
Me: AH MY SON IS NOT DEAD! IM GOING TO EAT MY BOY! TIME TO EAT MY BOY!
The rest of the party is cackling.
DO NOT SCROLL AWAY!!!
HELLO EVERYONE, @shahednhall has contacted me to help spread their campaign to get their family out to safety. They are a beautiful family and have already lost so much due to the genocide.
They have lost their family, their home, their warmth, their safety, their dreams and hopes. please find it in your heart to donate.
Thank you for documenting my campaign from the following accounts:
I love you all 🙏🙏♥️🌹
My story began with the loss of my parents and four of my sisters who were bombed and lost their lives along with their children after the events of October 7 and the severe war on Gaza. Now, my wife, children, and I are displaced, without parents or siblings, living with our little cat that we embrace among us.
Recently, I moved to the south of the Gaza Strip, fearing for the lives of my children. We left behind our memories and our new home, for which we had not finished paying the installments, in addition to losing my job. Currently, I live in a tent that does not protect me from the heat of summer or the cold of winter, and without the minimum necessary livinng basics including water, food medical care, clothe and even bedding .
Under these difficult circumstances, after five attempts at displacement and narrowly escaping death from the bombing, I am trying with all my might to protect my family, the most precious thing I have.
My dreams were shattered, and my house was destroyed, and I found myself living in a tent no larger than 4 square metres. My work turned from a tailor to a street vendor in order to barely buy a few crumbs of bread to feed my children.
Every donation will make an enormous difference in helping me save my family.
I feel very sad and embarrassed to ask for help, but I have no other options left. I know that this request is difficult, but I also know that there is still humanity and living consciences and I believe in miracles.
Your support during this extremely difficult time will give us hope in the midst of devastation and despair.
If you have any inquiries or questions, feel free to ask me, please!
To everyone with a compassionate heart,
To all who understand the essence of humanity,
This is a message from my innocent children, who trust that their words will reach everyone who truly understands the meaning of childhood.
We cry out to you, asking you to feel our sorrow and pain, and to extend a helping hand to us in this time when we are in desperate need of your mercy and compassion.
Sincere greetings & thanks
From @wearedissenters on Instagram:
🔗Link in bio to donate to a mutual aid fund for Queer and trans Palestinians, Sudanese, Congolese peoples and front line organizers.🔗
🌈🇵🇸Queer as in free Palestine. Trans as in free Palestine.
We’re not here for the pinkwashing and rainbow capitalism of u.s. imperialism and the zionist entity. We’re here for collective liberation! ❤️🔥🌱
The Class of the Titans Galore discord server would like to invite you to participate in COTT-tober!! (also if you’re not already in there with us, why the heck not??? get a shift on, we’re great)
@daffodils-and-bonfires has put together this list of daily prompts for the month of October and we’d love it if as many people as possible would be involved!
Massive shoutout to @classofthetitansproject for the lovely lettering and formatting 😁
BATTLE MODE! BATTLE MODE! BATTLE MODE!
Aka I got bored again! More speculative Rise!Casey and Kit
Thieves Smiling (I have become obsessed with Lupin III)
Well, after like the 500th redesign and background rewrite I’m finally posting something for my one piece OC. She’s a pirate, or at least wants to be, but for a good portion of her journey she didnt have a crew and till she does she got around by mending clothes and sails in exchange for travel to the next island. It was pretty easy to find work so she gets around, sees lots of islands, meets interesting people.
24, She/Her, I post... sometimes? No brain only soup.
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