Curate, connect, and discover
Gunslinger: *has a roll 20 glitch that is making all his rolls 0*
Party: dude try again, see if-
Gunslinger: *rolls A CRITICAL SUCESS THAT STILL READS AS 0*
Dungeon master: you are officially Crutical Zero now.
Ranger (me): *passes out as this thing that keeps offering us deals pops into my head*
Deal Creature: So, I have an offer for you- you’ll be the only one who gets hurt and it will bring your friend back to life (back story her friend got hung two days ago)
Ranger: yeah sure. So long as I’m the only one getting hurt.
Dm: WAIT ARE YOU- OKAY. ALEX IS DEAD NOW! Now you’re playing with Alex’s dead friend
The person who was a rouge and is now using wild magic: *rolls a 12 for the random affect sheet*
Dm: Congrats! You got play god! You get to make a sentient being!
Former rouge: I WANNA MAKE SNOW RACOONS!
Dm: THEY ARE SENTIENT- THEY CAN TALK!
Former rouge: I KNOW! THEYRE PERFECT!
We stole a boat. We needed a crew. Three of the crew mates are awesome (the navigator and our gunmen)
Then there’s the chef.
The DM made him Guy Fierie.
Quotes-
Here is your noodle cat back (referring to gunslingers ferret)- Tarnok (My Orc Barbarian)
NPC: hi I’m dameon
Gunslinger: YOURE ON THINK FUCKING ICE DAMEON!
Gungslinger: yeah so my brothers not dead...
Gunslingers mom: oh that’s wonderful that’s good eats-
Me OOC: GOOD EATS!?
Dm: I MEAN GOOD NEWS! I’m gonna go get a snack- one second-
Me: AH MY SON IS NOT DEAD! IM GOING TO EAT MY BOY! TIME TO EAT MY BOY!
The rest of the party is cackling.