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Sounds about right.

I got adopted by Bruce Wayne.

I’m not even a gothamite anymore and refuse to die unless I see his stupid face in the obituaries or on the news.

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

I’ve once heard Clark say that “good is hard, bad is always easy” I don’t fully understand what that means but I’ve been trying to live by it

Same man

Why do I have the urge to stab Caesar

Yeah, he has a good relationship with THE big blue boyscout.

saw an opportunity to draw something silly.

I wouldn’t trust “ keep it real”, they’re owned by a shell company of lex corp, which is owned by perhaps the biggest xenophobe(in the literal sense of the word) in the world.

the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

one | three

Know the feeling, i couldn’t study because i could hear them from my old apartment’s ceiling.

Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 

As if he doesn’t have a tracker on each of his and Bruce Wayne’s kids

Mainly because I’m Batman.

that’s a lie i would rather die than lose my kids

Never expected him to do a episode on bat burger

New from Mora 🤩

The gotham gazette did a poll a few years ago, an overwhelming amount of people voted yes and probably, which in Gotham just means it’s none of our business.

Is Batman a furry

probably idk