She Almost Looks Like She Could Be A Young Sarah Kazansky?

Oh there is definitely ice-cream!

Favourite Flavours:

Scott - Double chocolate.

Virg - Salted caramel.

John - He likes bubblegum ice cream, even though everyone else hates it.

Gordo - He will eat anything but his favourite is Ben and Jerry's Phish Food (duh!).

Allie - Chocolate ice cream and he always puts loads of sauce and marshmallows and sprinkles on it.

Kayo - Something a little bit out left field, like cherry, or cinnamon.

Who stocks the ice cream?

Virgil.

Who drowns their sorrows in ice cream?

Scott and Alan.

They've all probably done it at least once, though.

Who hates ice cream?

No-one hates ice cream. But, Grandma Tracy does hold something of a contempt for it, due to all the times her boys have turned to ice cream as a replacement for her terrible cooking.

Other ice cream shenanigans:

Sometimes John deliberately gives Virgil mint choc chip ice cream, because it's green, just to be annoying. It's not that Virg doesn't like mint, it's just wHy jOhN?

One year, for his birthday, Gordon made Alan a massive bowl of ice cream with, like the biggest pile of extra whipped cream and marshmallows and sweets and sprinkles and chocolate sauce that you have ever seen. It was the best birthday present ever.

Question of the day

Tracy brothers and ice cream.

Favourite flavours?

Who drowns their sorrows in ice cream?

Different flavours for different moods?

Who stocks the ice cream?

Who hates ice cream?

Ice cream memories?

Does ice cream play a role in the Tracy household?

Mav: Hello Merlin, this is the pointy end. Just wanted to let you know we'll be landing without number one hydro.

Merlin: What? Why???

Mav: Oh, I don't know, just to see if I can.

Pool party with the Tracys (hold tight on your seats)

So we were in our lil pool at home, and an infinity or little plastic balls were hanging around because my bro loves them.

Out of joking I say "here's the Tracys" while I take a group of balls blue, green, orange, yellow, and the last one that is red (and the only one red in the pool).

He observes the balls one by one and then, noticing that Red Ball™ has sunk and does not float like the others, he remarks with a "Alan is fat".

After a while I accidentally step on a blue ball, and when I bring it back to the surface it’s all crumpled. At this point bro looks at the ball, and calmly says "Scott is dead". Well, rip Scott.

Even later I try to empty the Red Ball, which in the meantime no longer floated because it was punctured. Bro tries to stop me, so I say to him, "Then you filled Alan with water! Look how fat he is now!" He looks at me and then yells "Alan likes to be fat!" trying to steal my ball. If you say so.

I put myself in the pool, but Bro comes up and says, "Scott’s out of air." I mean, that’s why he’s dead, isn't he?

I dive after a while, and when I resurface I see Bro hugging a purple ball. He notices I’m looking at him and he says, "Grandma Tracy needs love." Aw. After a while he wants to point out that "Grandma needs love, but not her cooking." If she hears you..

After a while I hear Bro shouting "WHERE IS VIRGIL??" We look for him together (because although there are at least 15 green balls in the pool the darkest one had to be Virgil), and in the end we find him on the ground. Bro says "go and see if it’s flat" to me. I remain silent for a while and then I say "Sorry, but is he on drugs, that’s all full of holes?". He answers with a "maybe. He deserves it." .. k fam.

Once Bro is reunited with the Tracy brothers I hear him yelling again, only this time he’s like, "You’re grounded!" to a fuchsia ball that should be Kayo. Then he continues with a "YOU TOO PENELOPE, GET GROUNDED!" and he proceeds to remove from the water a pink ball and a fuchsia one and place them in his hat. It is not known how, but even Grandma Tracy ends up grounded.

After a while I hear him shouting "Best Thunderbird of The Day!" and then I answer "Who is the Best Thunderbird of the day?". He, without even looking at me goes "Scott!" but then corrects himself. "Not Scott, but Thunderbird 1." I say, "Look, Scott’s dead." He says, "I’m trying to fill him with life." Okay, go ahead. Fill Scott with life.

So that's all. Alan is fat, Scott is dead, Virgil is on drugs and all the girls are grounded. Seems fair to me (?).

In conclusion, I love my Bro (and the Tracy's, obvi).

This is the funniest thing I have read all week 😂😂😂

Somewhere in Panem with the victors the 74th year

Katniss climbing the tree

Gloss: Really Haymitch, this is the girl that got an 11 as a training score??

Cato falls

Haymitch: At least she got up the fuckin tree.

Cashmere: It’s fine someone else will get her.

None if the carriers climbing

Enobaria: You gotta be kidding me.

Johanna and Finnick join on the couch

Johanna: Even Finnick’s kids could climb a fucking tree,

Finnick hiding laughter

Brutus: At least our kids made it past the blood bath, can’t say the same for either of yours.

Johanna: I bet you wish they’d kept one of mine around right about now.

Gloss: its fine, she’s a sitting duck, they can just shoot her, its not like she can dodge it, or move.

Glimmer misses shot

Haymitch: Did that girl ever hit any target with her arrow? Because mine did.

Cashmere: We told her to grab a short distance weapon, she has no aim.

Enobaria: that’s embarrassing, for the careers. Cato will get her, he doesn’t miss.

Cato fires arrow and misses

Brutus: Oh my god, I can’t watch this, im getting second hand embarrassment.

Haymitch: Can none of your kids climb a tree???

Cashmere: I guess not.

Marvel throws spear and misses

Finnick: None of them can aim either, this is just sad

Peeta: lets wait her out, she has to come down at some point.

Haymitch laughing hysterically,

Some time later

Katniss starting to cut down tracker jackers

Gloss: Did all our kids seriously fall asleep,

Cashmere rubbing her temples: Yea, they did

Johanna: Who sleeps that heavily in the arena??? Shes making so much noise how are they not awake?

Enobaria: She’s gonna die from those jackers before that nest falls,

Nest falls and careers scatter

Brutus: I need another drink,

Glimmer dies

Johanna: HAH HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING YOUR CAREER BE TAKEN OUT BY THE DISTRICT 12 GIRL!

Cashmere: no comment,

Some more time later

Katniss plots with rue to blow up food

Gloss: they aren’t gonna fall for that.

They fall for it

Haymitch: you were saying?

Enobaria: This year sucks

Katniss kills Marvel

Johanna (drunk) : HAH BOTH OF YOUR TRIBUTES TAKEN OUT BY THE 12 GIRL!

Gloss: Ok im leaving now.

Cashmere: yea i think im also gonna head out…

Johanna (drunk): LOOSERS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Finnick: ok Jo, come on, that’s enough for you,

Takes her alcohol

Johanna: no fairrrr, you never take Haymitch’s alcohol

Haymitch: he knows not to mess with me

Finnick: Every time you get drunk, you end up in a fist fight, or breaking something, or both, Haymitch just passes out.

Johanna: OH WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT LETS FIGHT!

Finnick picks Jo up and carries her to the elevator as she continues screaming and fighting

Haymitch to Brutus and Enobaria: Haha, your tributes arent as cool as mineeee,

Brutus: at least our girl doesn’t look like she wants to vomit getting close to her supposed lover.

Finnick returns

Enobaria: that was fast?

Finnick: I locked her in her bathroom,

Haymitch: Didn’t she just break down the door last time?

Finnick: I handcuffed one of her hands to the pipes and the other to the door.

Elevator doors open revealing Johanna, drenched in water, still handcuffed to a pipe, and the door.

Finnick: I give up. *sits down*

Brutus: what the fuck is wrong with you.

Both Finnick and Jo simultaneously: A lot.

Seduction Techniques

Nebula: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

Peter: Stop what??

Nebula: QUILL!

Peter: STOP WHAT???

Nebula: I SWEAR TO GOD...

Peter: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!

Nebula: STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME!

Peter: I'M NOT TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU!!!

Nebula: ...

Peter: ...

Peter: ...Is it working?

Nebula: NO!

(Meanwhile, Rocket, Mantis, and Drax are just watching the drama unfold, with a bowl of Zarg nuts, like... O.O)

Top Gun Headcanons #6

The event Goose is referring to, when he tells Maverick he must have carnal knowledge "of a lady this time" was the night before they were deployed on the Enterprise.

Maverick had been boasting about being able to pick up a date anywhere so, when they walked into the bar to find it apparently full of exclusively men (and mostly navy men at that), Goose bet Maverick $20 that he wouldn't be able to find some to go home with that night.

What Goose had apparently underestimated, was just how persistent Mav could be when presented with a challenge. Totally unphased, he struck up a conversation with a taller man sitting at the bar. Mav steadily, not so subtly, began flirting with him and he good-natured flirted back, until Maverick began to proposition him for real.

That was about the point when Goose realised that his dumbass of a pilot was actually serious, and pulled him away, marching him back home before he could get any of them into trouble.

The next morning, they were greeted with something of a surprise... Boarding the Enterprise, they were introduced to other members of their squadron and, typically of Pete Mitchell's propensity for shenanigans, there was the man from last night.

Goose felt about ready to expire with embarrassment on Mav's behalf. Pete just groaned, letting his head fall into his hand. The stranger, however, thought it was hilarious and just burst out laughing. He introduced himself as Cougar, and the man beside him (his RIO) as Merlin.

"Goose. Maverick." Nick responded, giving his pilot a long-suffering look.

Pete just groaned, again. Cougar laughed. "Well, I'm sorry to have to break your heart then, Maverick," He teased, "But, I'm married."

Mav opened his mouth and then shut it again. "You're- You- Why- Why the hell were you flirting with me, then?" He managed to get out, semi-outraged.

Cougar shrugged and nodded at Goose. "I heard your friend here make you a bet. Figured it wouldn't hurt to humour you a little, help a brother out y'know."

A grin began to spread it's way across Maverick's face. He threw an arm round his new acquaintance. "You know, Cougar, I think you and I are going to be very good friends."

Cougar laughed. "Count on it."

Viper: Trust me, Lieutenant, Maverick would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Ice: ...

Ice: With all due respect, Sir, Maverick would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

*Phoenix hangs up on Hangman mid-sentence*

Hangman: She hung up on me! Some people just can't take a joke.

Rooster: *without looking up* It helps when they're actually funny.

Young SarahIce

Yeah they're gonna say that

He ain't the kind to hold my hand

He ain't gonna try to understand

Nothing under the surface

He's just looking for a pretty face

But they got it all wrong

I got it all right

They say they just don't see it

But I saw it at first sight

- Unapologetically (by Kelsea Ballerini)

Mav: Would you punch your best friend in the face for $100?

Ice: I would punch you in the face for free.

Mav: *tearing up* I'm your best friend..?