Forever Thinking About Jealous Jason. Forever Thinking About Him Pulling You Into The Bathroom At A Gala

Forever thinking about jealous Jason. Forever thinking about him pulling you into the bathroom at a Gala to remind you that you are his. His to touch. His to taste. His to fuck. No one else's. Only his.

Been a while! Love ya! You're amazing!

-🤡

ik i am going THROUGH it rn 😭 I miss y'all sm

also this isn't exactly what you asked for but we're rolling with it

You had never met the man talking to you before in your life, but from the way he was speaking, everyone would assume you were together.

"You really cleaned up for this event. I mean seriously you look stunning. The things I want to do to you right now."

He has a an overconfident smile on his face as you try to subtly find a way out.

That is until Jason stomps over in his leather jacket (at a gala which had Bruce making a face. It made Jason laugh.)

"Back off right now." Jason's face would make a smart man run.

But a smart man would have backed off the first time you tried to get him to leave you alone. A smart man would have noticed the initial you wear on your neck. A smart man would not have the overconfidence he has in talking to someone clearly disinterested.

You feel Jason's hand snake around your back and wince when the man opens his mouth again.

"Clearly the whore wants me."

You see Jason's eyes flash green and you lightly grab his arm to stop him from doing anything in front of hundreds of watchful eyes.

"Jay." Your voice lilts in what would come off to Jason as a warning tone.

He smiles at you and then at the man, like a predator that just founds its prey. You can tell there's something in Jason's gaze that scares the man.

"What did you just say?"

His eyes look panicked. "Nothing!"

Jason laughs but it doesn’t sound right. "Leave. Now. If you come back you will regret it."

The man doesn’t respond, but skitters off and out the doors. Jason doesn’t stop staring in the direction, as if he could still see the man. You smile.

"Jealousy isn't a good color on you, Jay."

He finally turns his gaze towards you and it softens.

"Are you sure about that?"

"Actually, you're right," you sigh, "You always look good."

He laughs at you and this time it's a real laugh. "I could say the same about you. But I must say, you look gorgeous in my color."

His hands don’t leave your waist for the rest of the night... except for when they inevitably trail lower.

At the Watchtower

Kon: So then ma says "well you're not coming back into this house until you've caught every single one of them pigs"-

Tim: [clutching his coffee-mug and listening intently] without powers?

Kon: Of course! So there I am, covered in mud, and all I want is to eat some pie and go to bed-

Tim: [nodding enthusiastically while Kon continues his story]

Clark: [looks on from a distance]

Jon: [a few seats away] Did I tell you we got a new cow on the farm?

Damian: [with interest] what did you name her?

Jon: We haven't decided yet, Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but pa and I-

Damian: [earnestly interested]

Clark: [side eyes Bruce who's sitting next to him going through reports]

Clark: Hey Bruce?

Bruce: [grunts]

Clark: did I tell you we got a new cow at the farm?

Bruce: [hums noncommitally and continues reading]

Clark: [strained] Kon wants to call her Dorothy, but I think we should call her Susie and Jon-

Bruce: [sighs exasperatedly]

Clark:

Clark: [rips the reports away from Bruce with super speed]

Bruce: What the hell?

Clark: You're such a bad friend!

Bruce: what?

Clark: why am I stuck with you when my children's bat friends are so nice?!

Bruce:

Clark: Look at Tim! He's so nice! Why can't you be like that?!

Bruce: You want me to be like Tim?

Clark: Or Damian!

Bruce: [rubbing his temples] You want me to be like Damian?

Clark: I want you to listen when I talk!

Bruce: you were talking about cows

Clark: that doesn't matter!

Bruce: It matters a little

Clark: Cows are interesting!

Bruce: Cows are the opposite of interesting.

Clark: Well, I'M interesting

Bruce:

Clark: Bruce, tell me I'm interesting.

Bruce: [gets up and starts walking away]

Clark: [shouts after him] Bruce! Tell me I'm interesting!

Bruce: [walks faster]

-a week later-

Wonder Woman: Are Batman and Superman having a fight?

Flash: yeah I think so. I don't know what about though

Martian Mindhunter: I believe Batman insulted Superman's cow

Wonder Woman: I see.

Black Canary: Sometimes I wake up at night and think about the fact that they are two of the most important members of an organization that protects the world from certain annihilation and then I can't go back to sleep

Green Lantern: [feet propped on the table, throwing almonds into the air and trying to catch them in his mouth] yeah it freaks me out too

Black Canary: [glances at Green Lantern] never leave us, Diana.

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darken-sunshine

4 years ago

Batfamily Christmas

Jason: “Merry Christmas to my homies, and happy Hanukka to my Shalom-ies!”

Secret Santa is banned after that one year where Damian rigged it so everyone got his name

The whole family spends Christmas Eve serving soup at the local soup kitchen

Bruce dresses up as Santa and delivers presents to all the orphanages. Somehow Jason, Dick, Tim, Damian, Duke, Cass and Steph get roped into being his elf helpers. “Does my butt look big in these green tights?” “Dick your butt looks big in everything”.

Various festive themed witty one-liners whilst patrolling. Batman: *Bursting through a glass ceiling menacingly* Have you been naughty or nice? Jason: *Singing* Santa baaaby 🎶 slip a drug lord under the tree for mee 🎶 🎶 Been an awful good guy 🎶 Saaanta BABY!! 🎶 🎶 Steph: *Beating up a criminal with a giant candy cane* TASTE MY MINTY JUSTICE!!

Christmas hats for all the pets!!

Dick, after eating all the Christmas cookies: My mouth tastes of Christmas and regret

Arguments over who carves the turkey. No, Jason, a chainsaw is not a legitimate carving tool, neither is a sword, Damian.

Brussel sprout fight!!! Bruce: What else are they meant to do with them Alfred?!? Eat them?!!?

Building Snowmen and having a giant snowball fight!!

Tim fills Damian’s stocking with coal

The kids get Bruce a graphic t-shirt with the Batsymbol and the words #BATDAD. He loves it.

Pulling Christmas crackers and telling the really bad jokes from inside. The first one who laughs has to do the dishes. Unsurprisingly it’s Dick who looses.

Drunken carols around the piano. Bruce is playing the piano. Stephanie, Cass, and Barbara are the best singers, the rest sound like strangled cats.

Barbara spiked the eggnog and now Duke is crying because the snowmen are outside in the cold all alone

Eggnog prt 2: Duke tried to bring a snowman into the manor but it started melting so now he’s guilty of SNOWMAN-SLAUGHTER!!!

Alfred knitted everyone scarves, hats, and gloves personalized with their initials.

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darken-sunshine

3 years ago