If you can't gaslight gatekeep or girlboss your way out of the situation, you can always mansplane, manipulate and if worse comes to worse, manslaughter
Shitty lasso tool art I made of an oc, kinda want to base a game off the Lore in my head for them.
Upper campus cat
I call him little man
He purrs at the slightest touch
He nips you if you stop petting his neck
Meet Confetti
Fun facts:-
They have a little string on the back like a yo-yo to stop them from getting lost. (They get lost anyway)
The string also works like a child leash
They painted the blush on their own face to seem more innocent hoping it will help them get away with things (it doesn't work 90% of the time)
They love to grab things from other people and use their string to help like a bad grappling hook
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I'll probably come up with more quirks for them in the future and maybe draw them, though I'm better at traditional art
Until then, the template was made by @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington, thanks so much now I have a gremlin.
Guess who's not dead...
This guy
YES!!! I GET TO SEE THE POST IN PERSON!
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
The future of the world’s fattest parrot – New Zealand’s kākāpō – is at risk from a dangerous fungal infection. Seven of the birds – an already critically endangered species – have died from aspergillosis, a type of fungus that can lead to a respiratory infection. To date, New Zealand’s Department of Conservation (DOC) confirmed 36 of the remaining population of 142 adults and 72 chicks were in a veterinary hospital. Seventeen of the nocturnal, flightless birds had received a preliminary diagnosis of the disease, which can occur when there is an abundance of the fungal spore in the environment, or if immunocompromised individuals inhale the spores. In this case it’s thought the cause of the outbreak was a large number of spores in nests on Codfish Island (Whenua Hou) in the south of the country. The deaths, which included a 100-day-old chick that died at Auckland Zoo on Tuesday, came just after conservationists had celebrated a record breeding season.
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