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What is bro cooking

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

Octopath version of the fuck/marry/kill trend!

If I missed any characters, please tell me cause I tried to include everyone. Only doing characters that are 18+ and not COTC cause that'd take forever to add and I don't care for COTC.

i need to do my homework but i also want to write and i have the motivation for neither

PATH OF RADIANCE AND ORRE GAMES COMING TO SWITCH ONLINE AND A BRAVELY DEFAULT PORT I CAN'T STOP WINNING

In the game proper, the jukebox is an individual thing, but you know -you KNOW- in the fiction of the game's world, there are no fewer than 10 squid kids lined up at any one time all punching in 21 plays of Bang Bang Bing with one play of, I dunno, Bomb Rush Blush in the middle of it because they all think it's funny.

if yes, feel free to name drop!!! and id love to hear why 👀

put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women